Meanwhile for Urbosa...
Urbosa: klgjsremitvre;l I'M BURNING!!!!
*Urbosa drinks elixir*
Urbosa: ierumaotipeurvotiPPBBBTH ACK WHY DOES THIS TASTES SO BAD!?
*Urbosa throws up 5 times*
Goron: Are you....okay?
Urbosa: Yes. Yes. I'm fine.
Goron: If you'd like, then maybe you can go buy the Fireproof Armor.
Urbosa: YES I'D DO THAT!
*Urbosa heads to the armor shop*
Shop owner: Oh hello! Would you like to test the fireproof armor?
Urbosa: YES.
*Urbosa tries it*
Urbosa's mind: OMG IT'S STEAMING IT IS FIREPROOF BUT IT'S ONLY MAKING IT WORSE!!!!
Urbosa: ....no thank you...
Shop owner: By the way would you like a memb- oh she left.
Urbosa: Why does Daruk live here?
Goron Child: Oh hi there tall lady! You want some fire proof elixirs?
Urbosa: what's the ingredients?
Goron Child: It's Bokoblin guts and super rare Fire Proof lizards!
Urbosa's mind: gemrvtpoiserodfg,jbwo4ipe5v3049uetm90q3480[52p3misretvghpovw34ipcm'PAIR NU[B46UM]AES(u t5mb[otvw;aerpmfvaeo8b4iaut'a LIEMUt]p3'o 4srjtm[aopejdlgfh;m34e msrdpjlvgwtpqawezd
Urbosa: er.....no thank you. I already bought a ton of them.
Goron Child: I WON'T CARE IF YOU BURN IN ASHES!
Urbosa's mind: KILL HIM! ROAST HIM! FEED HIM TO THE SANDILES AND DON'T CARE!
Urbosa: wtf
Urbosa: Ugh, I could really go for a n- I'M BURNING AGAIN!
*Drinks elixir*
Urbosa: hpeoimrv[aigre h[o opri',gjdsfompyurd;jtqsoe4u5irtTHIS TASTES SO BAD!!!!
*Urbosa throws up 5 times*
Meanwhile for Revali...
Revali: Link lives here? Ugh... this place is boring. There's NOTHING to do.
Revali: THERE IS NOTHING TO DO!!!!
Child: Hi Mr. Birdy!
Revali: wtf my name is NOT birdy. It's Revali.
Child: Okay, hi Revali! Want to play tag with me?
Revali's mind: WHAT DO YOU THINK I WILL PLAY WITH THIS ASININE LITTLE TWERP!? WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS! JEWISUT{V OESMPT#(Q:$*#{()OREIY#)P(:ORHM$)(P:WEORUKHFGWESP(:FOLHG#TW$OR:I
Revali: NO. I WILL NOT.
Child: I'll give you something at the end!
Revali's mind: If it's something, it might be diamond, and there's a chance of that.
Revali: okay fine.
Child: 3, 2, 1, GO!
Revali: ugh...
*Revali flew up and chased the child*
Revali: Gotcha.
Child: Hey! You have to run!
Revali: WHY?
Child: Because it's not FAIR!
Revali: FINE!
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Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)
HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
