(Everyone joined the chat or whatever)
Link: Yesterday was a disaster
Zelda: Same for me.
Revali: I had some fun yesterday
Daruk: Oh forget it. You're the one who had the fun.
Mipha: Anyway, there's another. It says, from Abbietung11, everyone rides a horse everywhere in Hyrule for one whole day.
Daruk: Puh-LEASE! I can't even ride horse!
Revali: Then ride the largest horse in Hyrule!
Daruk: Yes. Fine. FINE!
Revali: It's lucky for Link and Zelda, but the rest of us needs to learn how to ride horses.
Link's mind: I can just ask Mipha to sit behind me on Epona, and do that for a day but everyone except for Zelda will tease us.
Link: ....yeah but....
Urbosa: But what?
Link: two people can sit behind a horse.....
Revali: no NO NO! I will NOT sit behind you Link. I either ride my OWN horse or not do this challenge!
Mipha: *slightly looks at Link*
Link: *Slightly looks at Mipha*
Revali: AND I SAW THAT!
Zelda: *sighs* Let's not do this way.
Daruk: How will we learn then?
Zelda: Just ride on the horses and try the best.
Revali: oh FINE!
Urbosa: Should we do a montage?
Mipha: I'd rather not.
After a freakin TWO YEARS of training, they did it. (Oh wait the two years was Daruk because his horse died of his extreme weight and he had to wait until that big new born grew up)
Link: that was LONG
Urbosa: Ask Daruk for that.
Daruk: O_O
Link: Meh, just get this going.
A couple minutes later...
Link: So....where are we heading?
Mipha: The dare is to head everywhere around Hyrule.
Daruk: My horse is wheezing.
Revali: That's because your fat body is making that horse tired.
Daruk: -_-
Zelda: Can we head to the Silent Princess garden please?
Mipha: Of c-
Revali: I don't think so Zeldi
Zelda: plsplpsplpslplsplpslpslpslpslpslsplsplsplpslplplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls-100 pages of pls
Revali: No.
Urbosa: We should go. Zelda needs some rest.
Revali: I'm gonna burn that garden so that it won't exist.
Link: Alright that's enough Revali! Stop it, or I'll make you stop.
Revali: Heh, try that tiny boi. See if you can do that!
Daruk: Uh oh, Link and Revali are gonna do some stuff! Run Horse RUN!
Urbosa: Wait up!
Mipha: Please let this end peacefully.
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Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)
HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
