Note: This one's also from abbietung11. If you like this chapter, all credit goes to her/him because this isn't really my idea.
(Link joined the chat)
(Urbosa joined the chat)
(Daruk joined the chat)
(Revali joined the chat)
(Mipha joined the chat)
Link: Where's Zelda
Revali: Probably thinking of murder plans
Everyone except for Rev: TO WHO
Revali: To us
Mipha: SHE WILL NEVER!
Urbosa: CALM. DOWN.
(Everyone got muted)
Daruk: What should do?
Urbosa: *literally smirks* Gossip.
Revali: Um wat
Link: That sounds great! Let's do it! I'll gossip that Zelda's dead!
Daruk: I'll gossip that Hylians are Communists!
Link: Um
Revali: I'll gossip that the giant mountain will soon fall on Rito Village!
Mipha: I'll gossip the river is poisonous now!
Link: Urbosa?
Urbosa: I'll gossip that Barta became a Yiga while she's gone!
Daruk: And That's that! Let's see how this goes!
10 minutes later...
Link: Hahahaha! Look how the people are reacting!
Daruk: Dude, the Gorons are panicking so bad!
Revali: My fellow Rito is squawking so bad that some part of the mountain already fell!
Daruk: Lol?
Revali: Lol
Mipha: The Zora's are frowning except for Sidon!
Urbosa: The Geurdo's are like super panicking!!!
Link: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- wait OMG I'M GETTING ALL THE BLAME OF ZELDA! THEY'RE TAKING ME TO THE KING HELP HELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Daruk: Link! NO! Wait OMG THE GORONS! THE GORONS ARE PLANNING WAR ON THE HYLIANS! WHAT IN THE HYLIA! STOP IT STOP IT!
Revali: Why are my peopl- THEY'RE EVACUATING! OMG THERE ARE.... THERE ARE LIKE TEN LEFT! MIPHA HOW ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?
Mipha: THE ZORAS ARE BECOMING DRY OMG WE ARE DYING HELP HELP!
Urbosa: THE PEOPLE ARE PLANNING TO KILL BARTA AND THEY'RE STARTING TO VOTE HELP I HATE GOSSIPING NOW!
Daruk: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG-
Revali: Calm down Daruk geez. OMG THERE'S 5 RITOS REMAINING!
Daruk: LOOK THERE.... THERE'S THE GORONS FIGHTING WITH THE HYLIANS! THEY'VE KILLED 10 ALREADY!
Mipha: OUR SKIN IS SHEDDING AND WE'RE LOSING OUR COLOR HYLIA HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Link: I'M GETTING PULLED NOW! HELP HYRULE CASTLE IS THERE! RIGHT THERE! N{QP#YEOLRY#&CUPWEH^*EYIRSF
Urbosa: OMG OMG OMG THE VOTE IS ALMOST DONE!
Link: No. I'm sentenced to life in a dungeon now.
Daruk: There's already a major war between the Hylians
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HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
