Dares (AGAIN)

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(Everyone joined the chat)

Daruk: OMG DUDE URBOSA WHY'D YOU PUSH ME OFF CLIFF! THERE WAS A WATER FALL AND I'M STILL SOGGY!

Urbosa: Chill! It's funny! I nearly fell too!

Mipha: Um wat

Daruk: YEAH I WISH YOU FELL TOO!

Everyone: *silence*

Urbosa: Dude. That was waaaaaaay too off the line. 

Daruk: THAT'S HOW MUCH I HATED IT!

Zelda: Guys like can we-

Urbosa & Daruk: WE NEED TO SETTLE THIS!

Urbosa: You're gonna need to pay rupees!

Daruk: WHAT!? HOW MUCH!? WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY!?

Revali: Paying rupees? That. That I am good at.

Link: U sure?

Revali: Yes

Urbosa: So how much? 10? 20?

Revali: Go higher.

Urbosa: 70? 80?

Revali: Nope. Higher.

Urbosa: I see. 300!

Revali: U gotta go higher.

Urbosa: ...

Revali: ...

Daruk: ...

Link: ...

Mipha: ...

Zelda: ...

Revali: Sup

Daruk: OMG XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Urbosa: REVALI

Revali: So we have dares today u know. Mipha, what do you have?

Urbosa: OH MY G- UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Mipha: ...So today, we have dares from abb

Link: abbietung11 right?

Mipha: Yeah. His/Her dare is what if everyone can fly.

Revali: OH BOO HOO NOW I'M NOT EVEN SPECIAL NOW

Urbosa: All hail abbietung11 for posting such a good dare!

Revali: SHUT UP YOU GENIE

Daruk: REVALI YOU GOT SOME HUMOR TODAY XDXDXDXD

Zelda: Um guys like can we move on?

Link: HAHAHAHAHA REVALI!!!!

Mipha: And the next one is from ripcitytws, and his dare is first on to beat this game called legend of zelda: skyward sword wins.

Revali: Wow. He/She is pretty new here. 

Link: Sky? Legend of Zelda? Does that mean I can fly!?

Mipha & Zelda: I hope so.

Revali: I HOPE NOT

Urbosa: Let's see. Nope. You gotta ride on this thing called loft wing to actually fly.

Revali: OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU IT WOULD BE WRONG FOR LINK TO FLY.

Link: I can glide.

Revali: That doesn't count.

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