Urbosa: WTF WTF WTF WTF WHAT DA F-
Mipha: LANGUAGE
Revali: Shaddup cap'n america
Link: NOBODY SPEAKS TO MY WIFE LIKE DAT
Zelda: ...
Daruk: Ummmm.....
Revali: DID U SAY WIFE!?
Link: YES I MEAN NO!
Daruk: LINK LIKE 5 SECONDS AGO YOU DID TYPE THAT! SCROLL UP!
Mipha: 0/////0
Link: Ummmmmm.......
Urbosa: So what will ur baby look like? When's ur wedding? 😏
Link & Mipha: SHUT THE HELL UP URBOSA
Zelda: So uhhh..... what are we gonna do today?
Revali: We're gonna do- WAIT IS ZELDA JEALOUS!?!?!?
Mipha: Uhhhhh
Zelda: N-NO!
Daruk: NO YOU ARE LOOK THERE'S MANY EVIDENCE!
Zelda: LIKE WHAT!?
Daruk: WHEN YOU REFUSED TO EAT MY PRIME ROCK ROAST!
Zelda: Okay wtf I don't get it.
Revali: DUDE YOU WERE LIKE, "hey let's move ooon", WHEN LINK AND MIPHA WERE LOVELY!
Urbosa: ZELDA I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS ALONE
Everyone: Wait u did
Urbosa: Uhhhmmmmmmm
Link: What...... did you talk about?
Mipha: Uhhhhhhh......
Revali: Probably some women stuff like how to find a perfect man like Link whom he is Zelda's cr-
Zelda: NO U SHUT UP! URBOSA JUST GOT DRUNK AGAIN SO TALKING ENDED!
Urbosa: y eZ i aM Dw U NG
Mipha: Aw dangit
Daruk: Like.... you are just making that up.
Urbosa: YES FINE... SO WATT ARE WE GONNA DO TODAY
(crickets)
Link: What are you waiting for?
Urbosa: Why, for RR17 to come and say what we're doing!
Revali: Well why don't you wait here for 5 years and I be King of Hyrule!
Link: Nah.... I will be because-
Revali: you've changed ur mind and want to kiss Zeldi instead :D.
Link: REVA-
RR17: HELLO GUYS I HAVE MORE DARES TODAY DA FIRST ONE IS FROM PRINCESSLAPHA WHO ASKED ME TO MAKE U GUYS HAVE THESE THINGS CALLED POKEMONS, AND ALSO AGAIN FROM ABBIETUNG11 WHO TOLD ME TO MAKE U GUYS LIVE WITH THE BOKOBLINS FOR A DAY!!!!!! ALSO A MINI DARE FROM PRINCESSLAPHA (again) IS YOU GUYS TO GET HIT BY HORSES BEEN THROWN BY A GORON! HAVE FUUUUUUUUUN!
Everyone: what.... is.... A POKÉMON!
Link: *Gets a Pokeball*
Link: OH IT LOOKS LIKE AN APPLE I'M GONNA- OW MY TEETH BROKE!
Revali: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I ALREADY KNEW WHAT IT MEANT YOU THROW IT AND YOU ATE IT!!!!!
Link: Jerk. *Throws ball*
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Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)
HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
