Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

GANON BATTLE not serious at all

Ganon: AAAAIOHAEO IMEAOIROI:EAOIRJIOPE UCIF

Ganon: I feel rehydrated. Now to kill Link and everyone.

MEANWHILE

Link: REVALI

Revali: What?

Link: *Kills Revali with a sword*

Daruk: :D

Urbosa: Yay he's finally gone!

Zelda: FINALLY!

Mipha: Should I be sad for happy?

Link: Both.

Mipha: Ummmmmm......

MEANWHILE

Goddess Hylia: Back again so soon?

Revali: YES!!!!

Goddess Hylia: Why... did you die?

Revali: LINK KILLED ME JUST BECAUSE I ROASTED HIM SO BAD.

Goddess Hylia: Wtf get back to the real world.

Revali: I'M BACK

Link: WHAT HOW DID HE LIVE

Revali: GODDESS HYLIA SENT ME BACK AGAIN

Link: *Hand palms*

Urbosa: Can we do some dares?

Mipha: No

Daruk: Me too.

Zelda: I hate dares.

Urbosa: Why

Mipha: Because-

(Ganon joined the chat)

Ganon: GAHAHAHA I WILL KILL YOU ALL I WILL KILL EVERYONE I AM ALIVE!!!!!!

(crickets)

Revali: Who invited him?

Link: *shrugs*

Urbosa: Anywho, what should we do today?

Ganon: WHAT!? WHY NO REACTION!? IT'S ME! GANON! I'M ALIVE AGAIN!!!!

Zelda: You're alive?

Ganon: YES COME ON! BE SCARED IT'S THE REAL GANON!!!!!!

Urbosa: I thought Ganon was supposed to be scary. Not texting like literally next to each other.

Revali: Seriously. We need to stop this habit.

Ganon: AAAAAAGH FINE! GAHAHAHAHA I WILL TAKE OVER HYRULE CASTLE AND KILL EVERYONE!!!!!

Urbosa: So about the dare....

Link: I'm kinda feeling up to it.

Mipha: Please! I just don't want to do it right now!!!

Link: Okay fine we won't.

Mipha: :D

Revali: You do anything for your girlfriend eh?

Link: SHUT UP OR ELSE-

Revali: or else what? ;D

Link: OR ELSE-

(Link kicked Revali out of the chat)

Link: *Dabs*

Zelda: Yaaay He's finally gone!!!!!

Daruk: Good thing that's that though.

Ganon: YOU GUYS FORGOT ALL ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST KILLED 8 TRAVELERS!!!!!!!!