Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

Gurlz vs Boiz (stoopid version)

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Link: Only three of us?

Revali: HA! YES! ANOTHER GURLZ VS BOIZ LET'S GO!!!

*Crickets*

Revali: What?

Daruk: Well the last time we did it, it went wrong.

Link: Yeah. Let's not do that again.

Revali: Dude you guys are like BOOOOOOORIIIIING!

Daruk: Shut up Ravioli.

Link: XD

Revali: Since when did YOU started to be like THAT.

Daruk: Well I have a girlfriend.

Link: WAT

Revali: WUT

Link: I thought gorons never have girl friends.

Daruk: We actually do.

Revali: And who is that?

Daruk: My bed.

Link & Revali: WTF DARUK

Daruk: My bed named Gracia said she would kick me out of my house if I don't stop this attitude.

Revali: Beds don't speak.

Daruk: Yeah they do.

Link: Show me proof.

Daruk: So last time I came to your house with the rest of the champions, I hat this ripped clue cloth right?

Revali: Hey, I wasn't invited!

Daruk: It was an appreciation party for Link.

Revali: Thank you for not inviting me.

Link: >:O

Revali: >:}

Daruk: ....uhhhh.....

Link: Yeah you did.

Daruk: My bed chomped it.

Link: are U sure?

Daruk: My bed has it now.

Revali: .....okay.....

Link: Nvm.

Revali: So gurlz vs boiz?

Daruk: *Thinks about the time Mipha pushed him into a waterfall as a prank*

Link: *Thinks about how poorly Zelda used him when the Calamity was alive*

Revali* Thinks about the time Urbosa forced him to do everything by thunder, called him Ravioli 10,000 times, dared him to wear a Geurdo outfit in front of everyone or else she strikes lightning,  made him wet for a prank, and struck him while he was in mid-air*

Daruk: what about yes?

Link: I think so!

Revali: 1. I think so too 2. For the first time in February, I agree with Link 3. I hope your bed doesn't eat you Daruk.

Daruk: :|

Link: :|

Revali: ...guys...?

Meanwhile for our girls...

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