Link: What were we doing last time?
Zelda: I dunno. Anyway, it's been a while.
Revali: True.
Urbosa: Yes.
Mipha: I guess so.
Daruk: It's been one month. What should we do?
Revali: OOOH! N A M E C H A N-
Zelda: Thank you. Anyone else?
Revali: M E M E B A T-
Zelda: Anyone except for Revali?
(Revali changed his name to Rito)
Rito: What abou-
(Zelda kicked Revali out of the chat)
Zelda: ANYONE EXCEPT FOR REVALI?
Mipha: Speaking of which I have plenty of dares!
Link: So were gonna do dares? Seems cool with me!
Urbosa: By the way, what about Revali?
Zelda: Meh, add him in.
(Zelda invited Revali to the chat)
(Revali accepted the invitation)
Revali: SO ARE WE GONNA DO NAME CHANGING!?!?!?!?!?!?
Daruk: I already regret.
Zelda: Well.... no Revali. We're going to do some dares.
Revali: Oh.
Mipha: Anyway for the first dare, it's from salty_ravioli. He said for everyone but Zelda.
Zelda: *Sighs of relief*
Revali: LUCKY YOU
Mipha: Anyway, for Revali, he dares you to fall from the highest building with.... no wings.
Revali: I'm gonna die then. I don't wanna die again.
Link: It's a dare.
Revali: No
Link: You have to do it.
Revali: NO
Link: All of us will have to do it too.
Revali: N O
Link: You still have to do it.
Revali: F I N E
Urbosa: Sounds cool. I got my popcorn. Daruk, wanna come and see?
Daruk: I'm already here!
A few minutes later....
Revali: So this is it.
Mipha: Yes.
Zelda: Oof. This is high.
Link: I'M JOINING URBOSA AND DARUK!
Daruk: Hey little guy!
Revali: Here I go. YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
*Revali falls*
Revali: -OOOOOOOOO oof
Link: Is he dead?
Revali: Ok done who next?
Urbosa: HOW ARE U STILL ALIVE!!! DARN IT!!!!
Mipha: At least he's not hurt....
Revali: It's a secret. No.
Daruk: Does it hurt then?
Revali: N- yes. It does. A lot on the back.
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Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)
HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
