Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

Cuccos

(Everyone joined the chat)

Link: help

Revali: Okay everyone what should we do

Zelda: Shut up Revali! What about Link!

Link: ..Help...

Urbosa: Link?

Link: The Cuccos. They're attacking me and I'm in a box.

Mipha: OMG LINK! ARE YOU OKAY!?

Link: No... The Cuccos they... they are-

Revali: PAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT DID YOU SAY!? CUCCOS!? PAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Daruk: Now YOU shut up Mr. Salt!

Revali: Fine..... Have some fun Daruk. I know that you also want to say it.

Daruk: Well, yeah... but I don't want to be mean.

Urbosa: 🙄

Zelda: WhatshouldwedoWhatshouldwedo

Urbosa: Calm down my little bird, I'm sure Link will b-

Link: AAAGH!!!! THE CUCCOS RIPPED OPEN MY BOX!!!!

(Link got disconnected)

Zelda and Mipha: LINK!!!!

Revali: *Tries not to laugh* Link.... you have lots of help. You don't need mine.

Urbosa: rEvAlI.....

Revali: O_O

Mipha: Link! I'm coming!!!

(Mipha left the chat)

(Cuccos joined the chat)

Cuccos: WE WILL KILL YOUR KNIGHT

Cuccos: WE WILL KILL YOU ALL

Cuccos: WE WILL SOON BE THE GREATEST EXISTENCE OF ALL IN HYRULE

Cuccos: THAT WAS JUST A FRIENDLY WARNING

(Cuccos left the chat)

Everyone: O_O

Zelda: I'm coming for you Link!!!!

(Zelda left the chat)

Revali: Hopefully she comes back alive.

Urbosa: REVALI

Revali: Fine...

Daruk: Should I go?

Urbosa: Nah, it's fine. Zelda and Mipha will both be able to help Link.

Revali: Quick vote. WHO do you think Link will marry!? 😂

Urbosa: I WiLl kIlL yOu If yOu DoN'T sToP

Revali: Seriously. Have some fun.

Daruk: Not cool bro.

Revali: ......FINE..... BUT ONLY THIS TIME!!!!

Urbosa: Good.

Meanwhile for Link, Cuccos, and the two gurls....

Mipha and Zelda: I WILL SAVE YOU LINK!!!!

Cuccos: I THOUGHT YOU HEARD OUR MESSAGE

Cuccos: WE WILL KILL YOU ALL 

Cuccos: RIGHT NOW

Cuccos: THEN WE WILL BE THE BEST OF THE BEST

Cuccos: AND RULE THE WORLD

Cuccos: THEN EVERYONE WILL BE A CUCCO.