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Revali the Rito Warrior

*Link enters Vah Medoh*

Link: Revali!

*Arrows rain towards Link*

*Link blocks them with a shield*

Link: Ugh...

Revali: What are you doing in my Divine Beast?

Link: I've come here to turn you normal

Revali: Hmmph, I'm already normal Hylian.

Link: Revali! Just-

Revali: You know, I should go defeat Calamity Ganon instead of you. Whenever I see you in action, I get angry. 

Link: Wh....

Revali: BRACE YOUR SELF LINK!!!

*Revali flies up and shoots bomb arrows at Link*

*Link runs through all of them*

Revali: This isn't the battle I yearned for ages. Just attack you idiot!

Link: I don't want to attack you. Even though you were kind of a Jerk, you weren't born as one!

*Revali swoops behind Link and shoots volleys of arrows*

*Link blocks all of them with a shield*

Revali: I hate it when I lose, but I also hate it whenever I win without the opponent giving their best!

Link: I can't attack you Revali!

*Revali attempts to kick Link in high speed*

*Link dodges the attack and back flips back*

Revali: Quit sparing me and fight! I hate it when you do that!

Link: Even if you are a jerk, I refuse to harm you.

*Revali shoots many bomb arrows to the sky*

*Link merely dodges all of the falling bomb arrows*

Link: Enough Revali! Did you forget that you sacrificed yourself to Astor and others? Where did that you go?

Revali: ......Shut up and fight.......

*Revali rapidly shoots arrows at Link*

*Link blocks them all with his shield*

Link: Do you remember the time when we both got Drunk and messed with the girls at the bars?

Revali: Yeah, that was a- WH....WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT!!!!

*Revali shoots a single arrow at Link*

*It missed Link*

Link: I've never said this before. I've never did, but Revali, you might be cold to me, but I still think that you are a friend.

Revali: .......

*Revali doesn't attack*

Link: You practice Revali's Gale every day, getting hurt. But you never give up that move. Instead, you still try until you master it.

Revali: ..........

Link: Sometimes , you're funny, and sometimes you're not. But either way, I....I admire you the most here. 

Revali: .......!

*Revali suddenly remembers everything*

Revali: Heh, I suppose that I did the wrong thing to you, Link.

Link: So, you've came back huh?

Revali: I guess so. Never heard you say anything like that to me. I'd better rethink who you actually are. 

Link: Yeah. I will too.

Revali: You probably have somewhere to go. You should go now. I'll get my Divine Beast ready.

Link: Thanks. Bye for now.

*Link left Vah Medoh*

Link: Three down, one to go. I'm coming for you Urbosa.