Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

One lie, and two truth

(Revali joined the chat)

Revali: Should I leave or what? Are they gonna make it my fault last time? Or was it just Urbosa.

Revali: I should probably do the trick.

(Revali looked like he went offline even though he's actually online)

(Link joined the chat)

(Zelda joined the chat)

(Daruk joined the chat)

(Mipha joined the chat)

(Urbosa joined the chat)

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Urbosa: DANG! U! REVALI!!!!!!!

Mipha: Urbosa!

Link: We all know that it's his fault, so u don't have to scream that loud again. I needed to buy like a 3000 rupee wi-fi cable for more protection.

Zelda: Yeah, don't worry. Revali won't be here because I heard that he's training right now.

Urbosa: Good...

Daruk: :|

Terrako: Boop Beep Boop Bop (My ears still hurt)

Daruk: You don't have ears right Terrako?

Terrako: Bop Boop Bep Beepoop Bop. (I have a sound sensor)

Link: So what should we do? Truth or dare? Pictionary?

Zelda: What about one lie and two truth.

Mipha: That sounds great!

Daruk: Okay then.

Urbosa: Sounds good for me.

Terrako: Boop Beep. (Me too)

Link: Alright. Who's going first.

Urbosa: Me.

Urbosa: 1. I've burned Revali's house once 2. I've called Revali Ravioli like 200 times, and 3. I've seen Revali sneak into Geurdo town

Mipha: There are a lot of Revali in there. You actually didn't burn his house...... right?

Urbosa: It may be a lie or a truth.

Mipha: First one is lie.

Zelda: Hmm..... 3.

Link: 3.

Daruk: Totally 3.

Terrako: Boop (3.)

Urbosa: Yeah. 3's the correct answer.

Mipha: So.... you burned his house down?

Urbosa: Mmmmhmmm

Mipha: I expected better from you, Urbosa. 😡

Urbosa: I'msorryMiphayou'reaverybeautifulzoraandIbetthatLinksecretlylikesyoubecauseyou'reunresistableZoraladysopleaseforgivemeIdidn'tmeantoBesomeantoyouMipha

Mipha: 0////0 O....Kay....

Link: And, you called Revali Ravioli at least 200 times?

Urbosa: Let me check my list. Nope. It was 300.

Zelda: O_O

Daruk: ......should I say congrats?

Terrako: Beep Boop Beepop Bopep? (How did Revali react?)

Urbosa: He acted like he was going to burn my town, so I burned his house instead.

Daruk: XD

Link: Did it spread to the village too?

Urbosa: Unfortunately, I got kicked out from the village for burning his house. Now every time I go near there, I get poked by the spears.

Zelda: Hmm.... I dunno if I should say I feel bad for you, or karma.

Mipha: I'd say karma. 😡

Link: O_O

Terrako: BP(XD)

Urbosa: Anyway, who's next.

Daruk: I'll go then.

Daruk: 1. I drink lava 2. I won the rock eating challenge by eating 100 rocks, and 3. I'm afraid of dogs, but not wolves

Urbosa: This one's a good one.

Mipha: Hmmmmmmmmm.......

Link: I'll just guess. 1.

Zelda: I'm gonna go with 2.

Terrako: Bop (1.)

Mipha: 3. Because Dogs and Wolves look a lot like.

Urbosa: 2.

Daruk: 1. Is fake, because it's too dangerous,

Link: Yay.

Terrako: Beep. (Yay.)

Urbosa: That's a lot of rocks then.

Mipha: Hey guys, want to train on 1 pm at my domain tomorrow?

Urbosa: Okay.

Link: Sure.

Daruk: Guess that's good.

Terrako: Beep. (Okay.)

Mipha: Sounds great. I'm gonna leave now.

(Mipha left the chat)

Link: Me too.

(Link left the chat)

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Revali: Hold up Urbosa.

Urbosa: What? How'd u-

Revali: I've read all of the comments and u know wut?

Revali: I hate y'all except for Mipha.

Urbosa: Said the bird who was called Ravioli for like 300 times.

Revali: Pfft. If u don't stop calling me that, then I'll make my people go hunt u down.

Urbosa: Fine....

Revali: Good. Now leave.

(Urbosa left the chat)

Revali: I'm glad I did that at the end.

(Revali left the chat)