RR17: Idea from abbietung11
(Everyone joined the chat)
Link: Oof. Something went pitch black!
Mipha: Yeah. I don't remember anything.
Revali: I'm BORED.
Urbosa: Rly birb
Revali: HEY I'M ACTUALLY BORED
Zelda: Yes I am
Daruk: Hey Mipha, anything to do?
Mipha: I dunno
Daruk: .....
Urbosa: h E l 0 i n OW dw UN gK (Hello I'm now drunk)
Zelda: NOT AGAIN
Urbosa: e NJ 0 y S 0 ME pU r S u I T Z p EO p leZ (Enjoy some pursuits people!)
Zelda: OMG HOW COME THERE'S THIS DRONE AND- duuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrr
Revali: oH i "M d WU ng a ga IN (Oh I'm drunk again)
Link: Revali? ugh....- he W0? (Hello?)
Mipha: ...
Daruk: m IP h aaaaa Wh y aRE y OU n oT d WUn K (Mipha why are you not drunk?)
Mipha: OMG THERE'S THIS- h e l o
What happened? Urbosa created many drones and programed them to go to the champions and force them to get drunk. Oof.
Link: w a T sh 0 Ul w E D0 (What should we do)
Urbosa: i kn oW le pL a ay I g aaaam E C aaa lLE D l AS t 0n E sta ndi ng (I know. Let's play a game called last one standing)
Everyone: YAS
Like 10 minutes later....(Last one standing is a game where you stand very high on a small cliff and flap Korok leaves to see who stands last)
Revali: *Flaps Korok leaf at Mipha*
Mipha: *Flaps Korok leaf at Urbosa*
Urbosa: *Flaps Korok leaf at Link*
Link: *Flaps Korok leaf at Daruk*
Daruk: *Flaps Korok leaf at Zelda*
Zelda: *Flaps Korok leaf at Revali*
Mipha: Noooooooooooooo
Revali: YAS
Zelda: *Flaps harder*
Revali: Nooooooooooooooo
Zelda: YAS
Daruk: *Flaps harder*
Zelda: Nooooooooooooo
Daruk: YAS
Link: *Flaps harder at Urbosa*
Urbosa: Noooooooooooo
Link: YAS
Daruk: *Slaps at Link*
Link: Oof
Daruk: YAS I WIN!
Daruk: I say, what am I doing here and where's everyone?
Daruk: *Sees what's down*
Daruk: OMG GUYS WHAT HAPPENED!
Astor: Everyone's dead
Daruk: *Punches Astor* SHUT UP
Frisk: ...
*Time line resets*
Revali: Hello can we do name changin-
Zelda: SHUT UP
Daruk: har har!
Revali: oh HaR hAr
Link: Oh come on!
Revali: You say NOTHING!
Mipha: Can we please calm down?
Urbosa: What do we do today?
Zelda: Ssbu?
Revali: Ok.
*Opens up ssbu*
Link: Huh, somethings off. I wonder what it is- OMG HELP!!!!!
Mipha: LINK! NOOOOOO!
(Everyone got disconnected)
Continued in pt2!
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Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)
HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
