RR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong!
Link: OMG HELP R...
Daruk: I was riding on my divine beast... That's what I remember...
Urbosa: Me too. Then there was something shooting at us...
Revali: Whatever. What do we do today?
(Crickets)
Revali: That RR17 guy is supposed to say something at this poi-
RR17: I got this idea from Abbietung11 (again), and she/he said that everyone rides a glide from a cliff from Kakariko Village to Hateno Village! I hope you enjoy it! Also Link, Revali might take a picture at you with a shiekah slate. In that case, well...... just hang on.
Revali: >:)
Link: NOOOOOOOO I THOUGHT ABBIETUNG11 ONLY GIVE GOOD DARES!!!!!!!
Mipha: It's fine, I mean, the cuccos won't kill you if you don't hurt them!
Link: True. but STILL!
Daruk: Gee.... should I feel bad for him, or not.
Revali: NO
Link: YES
Revali: NO
Link: YES
Revali: NO
Link: YES
After like 3 years of this later...
Link: YES
Revali: NO
Link: *Gasps* Let's stop
Revali: *Coughs* Yes
Link: SIKE
Revali: DANG IT YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH-
Mipha: LANGUAGE
Zelda: Wait Mipha, you were awake for the whole time?
Revali: Shuddup Captain America
Mipha: Yes.
Urbosa: Geez! I was in my house, eating popcorn, and watching explosion ball!
Mipha: >:(
Link: Hey... where's Daruk?
Daruk: *Sleeps while eyes open*
Revali: Ew
Daruk: Ugh... what's up....
Revali: ....when's the dare?
Link: *shivers* N-no.... It-it's not gonna happen... in-in at l-least a m-million years....
Revali: LOOK AT HIS FACE!!!!
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Daruk: Uh.... why's he on top of a mountain with no clothes?
Link: c UZ i 'M d w u N K (Cuz I'm drunk!)
Mipha & Zelda: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Link: L a l A PIAl A I a m the Be ST- Dies
Urbosa: Did Link just.... die?
Revali: Yes, and hopefully
Daruk: That's a little too much, but... uh....
(RR17 changes the timeline before Link died)
Daruk: *Sleeps while eyes open*
Revali: Ew
Daruk: Ugh... what's up....
Revali: ....when's the dare?
Urbosa: Right now!
Link: NO!
5 minutes later...
Daruk: Ah geez, where's the Cuccos?
Link: You don't have to say that...
Revali: OKAY! HERE WE ARE! THESE ARE THE CUCCOS!
Urbosa: :)
Revali: And Link, I chose a special one for you.
Mipha: Um... Revali? Isn't this a little..
Revali: Oh come ON! Have some fun!
Zelda: But I think it's-
Revali: Question: Who was Link's crush again?
Mipha & Zelda: 0///////0
Link: OMG WHY DOES THIS CUCCO LOOK SO SCARY! OMG OMG OMG!
Revali: BAAAAAI LINK I HOPE YOU CAN FLY GOOD! *Flies off*
Daruk: Bye Li- NO I'M FALLING!
Urbosa: That's how physics work Mr. Rock head.
Daruk: NOOOOOO- dies
Mipha: NO! DARUK!
Daruk: i'm okay i'm okay
Mipha: *slaps head*
Urbosa: Okay, I'm off.
Zelda: Gee Link, where are you?
Link's voice: JUST HELP ME! THIS CUCCO IS CHASING ME EVERYWHERE!
Cucco's mind: Oh this Hylian looks so Handsome! I hope he marries me right this instance! *Chases Link*
Link's Voice: OIA YNROPNEWPOMYUOFI UWE *Y$*(%YWPR*YW*EYR*(Y$WET YN{WE T{F(WEYR{ Y
Zelda: ....I'm off...
Mipha: LINK! I HOPE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT! I'LL COME HERE AFTER THIS DARE! *flies off*
Link: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HELP MEEEEEEEE* Steps on an extremely fragile wi-fi cable*
