(Link created a group chat)
(Link added Daruk to the chat)
(Link added Urbosa to the chat)
(Link added Mipha to the chat)
(Link added Revali to the chat)
Link: Ugh..... where are u guys?
Urbosa: I dunno. It's like I'm at a dark cell somewhere in the base.
Revali: I tried flying out, but one of my wings are tied to a chain.
Daruk: For me, my arms are tied to the ground, and I can't use my strength to get out!
Mipha: Help....
Link: What?
Mipha: I'm somewhere in the geurdo desert. I'm parched, and my scales are starting to dry out. I can't find Vah Ruta. When I opened my eyes, I was in the middle of no where.
Link: No... Mipha, you'll be fine.
Urbosa: I... need to get out of here to save... Mipha!
Revali: Only if I could use my great eagle bow, and shoot some bomb arrows to get out of here....Hey.... Link. Didn't you have a remote bomb on your slate?
Link: Yeah.
Revali: Try throwing the bomb somewhere and detonate it!
Daruk: I see...
Mipha: I'm........ going to....... die.........
*Explosions*
Link: MIPHA! I need to get out of here! Oh great. Yiga blade masters....
Urbosa: Hey guys, don't WE have remote bombs on our slates?
Revali: Yeah
Daruk: Then how am I able get out? My arms are tied on the ground!
Link: Ugh.... Those blade masters.... Daruk, how are you texting then?
Daruk: Oh..... I for got that I can use me feet to type!
Urbosa: ......
Revali: ........
Mipha: ....................help.......................
Urbosa: OH MY GOD MIPHA'S GOING TO DIE! HOW CAN WE SAVE HER!?!?!?!?
Link: I killed those Yigas, and I'm almost out of the base. I see Ruta!
Revali: We're still in the base. Hey Link, I hate to say it, but you're the only one who can pilot Vah Ruta. You have to use it to save Mipha. We'll take care of the rest of the Yigas.
Urbosa: Whenever the situation gets serious, Revali actually cooperates, huh?
Daruk: I have to say, yes.
Revali: -_-
Link: Alright, I'm on Vah Ruta! Mipha, if you can read this, mark your self with a stamp on the slate! I need to know where you are!
Mipha: ....................ye.......s....
*Mipha puts a stamp on her location on the slate*
Daruk: Is she near?
Link: She's a little far, but I feel like I can still make it, only if I can know how to control it....
Revali: USE THE SHEIKAH SLATE!!!!!
Link: O_O
(Link's Sheikah slate now has control on Divine Beast Vah Ruta)
Revali: NOW GO!
Urbosa: Revali, you should also pay attention to your self too. There are already some Yigas sneaking behind you!
*Elephant noises*
Link: GO RUTA GO! WE NEED TO SAVE YOUR PILOT!
Daruk: That's the spirit little guy, now get Mipha!
Mipha: ...............................
Link: I'M ALMOST THERE!
Mipha: .........................
(Mipha is almost disconnected)
Link: I SEE MIPHA!!!!
(Disconnecting in 10, 9, 8-)
Link: I GOT HER!
Urbosa: RUN LINK RUN!
(-7, 6, 5, 4-)
(I'M ALMOST IN VAH RUTA!)
(3,2-)
Link: I GOT IN VAH RUTA!
Revali: NOW PUT HER IN ONE OF THE WATER POOLS!
*Link puts Mipha on a water pool*
(-1 Mipha got disconnected)
Everyone: NOOOOO!!!
(JK she's still alive idiots)
Daruk: Stupid slate.
Link: But Mipha's Alive! Thank god....
Mipha: Where... what? Link?
Revali: Reunion between the two... *Smirks*
Urbosa: *Smirks*
Half an hour later....
Mipha: Thank you everyone..... I thought I was a goner!
Urbosa: It's fine. If you're okay, that's more than anything!
Meanwhile in another chat.....
Zelda: I'd rather die and meet my friends than live my rest of my life without them!
Kohga: Oh? So you're gonna do it? You're gonna die?
Zelda: ......yes
Terrako: BEEP BOOOP! (NO PRINCESS!)
Kohga: I'm gonna call my best sword master now!
Zelda: ........
Terrako: .........
(Kohga got disconnected)
Zelda: What? Who was it?
Terrako: Beep Boop? ( Who what?)
(Link joined the meeting)
(Mipha joined the meeting)
(Revali joined the meeting)
(Urbosa joined the meeting)
(Daruk joined the meeting)
Link: That was close princess!
Terrako: Beep! (Link!)
Zelda: Link!
Daruk: Hehe, Terrako!
Urbosa: We'll do anything for you, little bird.
Zelda: Thank you a everyone, but how did you escape?
Revali: Well that was a long story
Daruk: It all started when-
(??? Joined the chat)
???: Well hello, hello, hello, champions.
Zelda: What? Who are you!?
Terrako: Beep Bop Beeop Bop Beooopop!! (How dare you interrupt our reunion!)
???: Well, I didn't interrupt you know.
Link: Then who are you, and reveal you're name!
???: Well, my name is-
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Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)
HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
