Kinkajou: WINTER HURRY UP!!!
Winter: Three moons, I can't believe I'm doing this again. *Furiously trying to replace a light bulb but they keep exploding*
Winter: *screws in the bulb* okay, I'm 100% positive this won't explode...mostly
Kinkajou: WINTER GET OVER HERE QUICK!!!
Winter: Okay okay! *Flies down*
*Lightbulb flickers in the background*
Kinkajou: Yes! Quick, I need you to fix this blender!
Winter: Why do you want me to fix a blender?
Kinkajou: Tide said he found a milkshake recipe and I offered to get a blender but it's not working!
Winter: Why not?
Kinkajou: I DON'T KNOW!!! I keep pushing things but nothing's happening! *Furiously tapping things*
Winter: Kinkajou....it's not plugged in.
Kinkajou: *looks behind the blender* oh...yeah.........
Kinkajou: *plugs in the blender and pushes buttons* IT'S STILL NOT WORKING!
Winter: hmmmm...try hitting it at a 45° angle.
Kinkajou: Um....what?
Winter: Like this. *Karate chops the blender and tries not to tell "HIYA!"*
*The blender starts working*
Kinkajou: How....did.....you.........just.........
HG: *Appears reading a Percy Jackson book* HE'S LEO'S BROTHER!!! *disappears*
Winter:.... who's Leo?
Kinkajou: *gasp* WHO'S LEO!? WHO'S LEO!? LEO IS ONLY THE GREATEST CHARACTER IN THE ENTIEE PERCY JACKSON SERIES EVER!!
Kinkajou: *puts on a Team Leo shirt that appeared out of nowhere* TEAM LEOOOOO!
Winter: Ooooooooooookay then.
Winter: Anyways, milkshakes actually sound like a good idea. Where is Tide getting the milk?
Kinkajou: Bessie the cow.
Winter: . . .
Kinkajou: It helps if you don't think about it.
(This chapter is totally random I know. I was originally gonna use the milkshake scene as an opening for a different chapter but it became so long I decided to let it be.)
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