*everyone is simply minding their own business*
Anemone and Kinkajou: *sharing noodles and pineapples*
Turtle: *grumbles* How come I don't get any noodles?
*tHe CaVe WaLl ExPlOdEs*
Turtle: *gets hit with noodles and dust*......You know what? I think I'll pass on the noodles.
Anemone: Noooooooo my noodles!
Kinkajou: YOUR NOODLES?! WHAT ABOUT MY PINEAPPLES?!
Kinkajou: *kneels before her departed pineapple slices* YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART!!!
*Bufford the Wonder Table barges in*
Bufford: ALL RIGHT CUPCAKES! PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON! DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY! NOW ONE HOUR JUMPING JACKS! GO GO GO!!!
Winter: TIDE IF THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR MACHINES IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Tide: Nah, it's not mine. There's only one person who could have such mastery...
Moon: *freezes* Wait...are you saying that-
Tide: That's what I'm saying.
Kinkajou: DO YOU MEAN THAT-
Tide: That's exactly what I mean!
Moon: No....way.........
Qibli: What?
Kinkajou: Could it be?
Turtle: Could what be?
Tide: Guess who was dared to visit!
*Leo, Calypso, and Festus emerge through the smoke*
Leo: Aw yeah! McSHIZZLE time baby!
Calypso: I told you to stop saying that!
Leo: Aw come on! I thought you liked it!
Calypso: *sighs* You're an idiot.
Leo: Well, I'm the hottest idiot you'll ever meet, so that's a compliment.
Festus: CREEEEEAK!
Moon: *hyperventilating*
Kinkajou: Oh...my......gosh........
Qibli: Moon, are you okay.
Turtle: Kinkajou? *Waves talon in front of her* Kinkajou? Can you even hear me?
Moon: *still hyperventilating*
Kinkajou: It's....
Moon and Kinkajou: OH MY GOSH LEO VALDEZ!!!!!!!!
Leo: Um.....hi?
Kinkajou: I think I'm....gonna.... *Dramatically faints into Turtle's arms*
Bufford: WAKE UP SLEEPY-HEAD-CUPCAKE! YOU'VE STILL GOT FIFTY REPS TO FINISH!!!
Winter: Can I please chuck that table with the weird hologram out the window?
Leo, Tide, and Moon: NO!!!
Winter: Fine, sheesh.
Tide: Actually, the dare for today was for Bufford and Coach Hedge to replace Tsunami as gym teacher.
Coach Hedge: *suddenly pops up* YEAH! WHERE'S THE FIGHT? WHO DO I KILL?!
Tide: ummmmmmmmm....
Random dragon #1: TSUNAMI IS GETTING REPLACED?!
Random dragon #2: YES! FINALLY!!!!
Tide: Hehe, they're in for a surprise.
*Twenty minutes latergh*
Coach Hedge: QUIT SLACKING OFF YA LAZY!
Clay: *panting* I'm the teacher! Do I really have to do this?
Bufford: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!
Glory: Um.... what?
Coach Hedge: COME ON! PUS HARDER OR I'LL WACK YOU WITH MY BASEBALL BAT AND GIVE YOU A CHUCK NORRIS KICK TO THE FACE!!!
Pike: Three moons! What in the world is that thing talking about?! Wait, are you what they call a faun?
Coach Hedge: OH FOR THE LOVE OF- I'M A SATYR KNUCKLEHEAD!!!
Peril: Okay, as entertaining as this is, I think that's enough.
Bufford: Awwww
Anemone: Actually, you can keep making Pike do Push-ups.
Pike: WHY MEE?! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FRIEND!!!!!
Anemone: You were never my friend and also you're very annoying.
Winter: Most logical thing anyone's said this century.
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