The Water Buffalo Song!

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A/N Oof, I found this song and it brought back so many memories of me as a toddler 😂😂. I couldn't focus until I wrote this down.

Winter: *writing a letter to Lynx*

Kinkajou: *solving a rubik's cube*

Anemone: *slurping on noodles*

The readers: *confused as to where this is going*

Qibli: *jumps up*

Qibli: EVERYONE'S GOT A WATER BUFFALO!!!

Turtle: Wha?

Qibli: YOURS IS FAST BUT MINE IS SLOW!

Kinkajou: *joins in* OH WHERE'D WE GET THEM? I DON'T KNOW!

Qibli and Kinkajou: BUT EVERYONE'S GOT A WATER BUFFALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Winter: STOP IT!

Qibli: I TOOK MY BUFFALO TO THE STORE!

Kinkajou: GOT HIS HEAD STUCK IN THE DOOR!

Qibli and Kinkajou: SPILLED SOME LIMA BEANS ON THE FLOOR!

Qibli and Kinkajou: OH EVERYONE'S GOTA--

Winter: STOP! STOP SAYING THAT!

Winter: You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo because everyone does NOT have a water buffalo!

Winter: We're going to get nasty comments saying 'Where's my water buffalo!?' 'Why don't I have a water buffalo!?' And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! So stop. Being. So. SILLY!

Qibli: Okay *smirk*

*One day latergh*

Qibli: EVERYONE'S GOTA BABY KANGAROO! YOURS IS PINK BUT MINE IS BLUE! OH--

Winter: AAAAAAAAAGH! *Tackles Qibli*

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