Spaghetti and a Crazy Ship

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Tide: Mail! Coming through!

Kinkajou: Oohhh! Fan mail is here!

*Tide plops a small stack of letters on the ground*

Qibli: Wait, that's the pile?

Tide: The rest was all junk.

Tide: This is for you *hands a letter to Kinkajou*

Tide: Qibli, you got a big letter *hands it to Qibli*

Tide: And the last one is for Turtle *hands a letter to Turtle*

Turtle: I can't remember the last time I got mail...

Kinkajou: And I can remember the last time I haven't got mail!

*Two days earlier*

Kinkajou: oohh! Mail!

Tide: Yyyyyep! *Puts down a five foot tall stack of letters*

Qibli: Which one is for who?

Tide: Uuuhhhhh...

Moon: All of them are for Kinkajou, huh?

Tide: Wow, yep!

Kinkajou: *faints*

*Present day*

Turtle: Wait, Tide, this one had your name on it!

Tide: Huh, ok.

Tide: *opens letter* It's fan mail from DragonsNotWyverns telling me to pass a message to Turtle that he's amazing.

Turtle: Thank you very much!

Kinkajou: My turn!! *Opens letter*

Kinkajou: This one's also from DNW! It's a dare that I have to eat... spaghettio sandwiches?

Tide: Oh, here's another letter I dropped *hands a letter to Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: This one says that the viewers of my ship show are getting a bit restless...

Kinkajou: Welp, guess I know what we're doing tomorrow!

Winter: *sarcastically* Yippee...

Kinkajou: But what's a spaghettio sandwich?

Qibli: It's...uh, whatever a spaghettio sandwich is?

Tide: It's a sandwich with spaghetti in it.

All: Ooohhhhh

Tide: *snaps and a spaghettio sandwich appears*

Kinkajou: Looks yummy *takes the sandwich and almost bites it*

Tide: Oh, it also has meat in it...

Kinkajou: uuhhh, is it at all possible to pass on this one?

Tide: Uuhhh

Kinkajou: PLEASE!!!???

Tide: Fine! Just this once.

Kinkajou: Whewph

Qibli: Last one! *Opens the letter*

Qibli: Some sort of folded paper, maybe a drawing? *Unfolds the paper and instantly barfs*

Tide: What? What?

Qibli: EEEEWWWWWW

Moon: What? Let me see!

Qibli: I think it will be better if I just burned this...

Tide: Nope! *Snaps and the paper appears in his claws*

Tide: THREE MOONS!!!

Winter: What is it!?

Kinkajou: Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!

Tide: Once you look, there's no turning back!

Turtle: oohh boy

Tide: *Shows them the paper. It's a drawing of Lynx and Qibli kissing!*

Kinkajou: EEEEKK

Peril: What? It's just a drawing.

Tide: Huh, in the bottom it says "if Winterwatcher was real..."

Qibli: Ok, who sent that?

Tide: I don't know. It's anonymous...

Winter: Ok, let's go with Qibli's plan and burn that...

Peril: Okay! *Grabs the paper and burns it*

Tide: I guess that solves that...

Kinkajou: and now I have some more content for my Ship Show!!!

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