100TH CHAPTER Q&A!!!

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Kinkajou: EVERYONE!!!!!!

Tide: WE HAVE OFFICIALLY...

Moon: FINNALY...

Qibli: OFFICIALLY...

Tide: Qibli, I already said that.

Qibli: Oh.

Anemone: Let's just get to the point.

Everyone: WE'VE HIT 100 CHAPTERS!!!!🥳

*🎉🎊confetti and party streamers fly everywhere🎊🎉*

Tide: HG wanted to do a Q&A but there aren't too many questions so we'll do some other stuff after.

Kinkajou: Also he might've forgot who sent some of the questions so...

Tide: Let's get started! *snaps and teleports them to Kinkajou's studio cave*

Winter: Explain why we are here.

Tide: Just makes sense I guess *shrugs*.

Kinkajou: *sets up a bunch of tables and chairs*

HG: *appears* Sorry I'm late!

Tide: *looks at watch* You're five minutes early...

HG: I KNOW! *Frantically waves arms around* THAT'S 15 MINUTES TOO LATE!!!

Everyone:...

*crickets chirp in the background*

HG: Also, sorry I haven't been on Wattpad for a while.

Lynx: When was the last time we've uploaded here?

Kinkajou: Probably...*checks a random calendar* last week?

HG: Wings above! Let's get going then!

HG: I also lost the cards for questions for me so I literally have like three for you guys so...

Tide: Eh, it's okay.

HG: Okay, so @DragonsNotWyverns is asking Tide what his favorite food, place, and animal is.

Tide: I think my favorite food is... hmm, you know I'm not sure.

Kinkajou: I KNOW WHAT MINE IS!

Turtle: Pineapples?

Kinkajou: YES! It has so many uses! You can use it to hit mean dragons, stuff it in their snouts. You can make juice out of it or just eat the slices!

Tide: Random fact: the pineapple is made of a bunch of tiny fruitlets on the outside.

Kinkajou: Cool!

Tide: My favorite place is...ah...maybe JMA?

Tide: And my favorite animal... hmm, not counting dragons, right?

HG: Right.

Tide: Maybe swordfish!

Turtle: No thanks! I nearly got stabbed in the face by one of those things.

HG: DNW would also like to know if everyone else, including me, likes pineapples.

*everyone except Winter, Lynx, and Qibli raise their talons*

Kinkajou: HOW DO YOU GUYS NOT LIKE THEM!?!?!?

Winter: I just don't

Lynx: I've never really ate one before. I've seen the one that dropped into the Ice Palace but never had one.

Qibli: I just have bad history with them.

*flashback*

Qibli: *walking in JMA*

Qibli: *slips on a banana peel*

*End of flashback*

Tide: What does that have to do with pineapples?

Qibli: No idea.

HG: Uhh, @GetAwayFromMaZelink wants to know how far Winter is in BotW.

Winter: Hmmm, all I have left is...let's see... I got 600 Korok seeds left to find, I still need to figure out where the Hylian Shield is, and I also haven't gone into the lost woods for the Master Sword yet, but I have one Divine Beast left to go.

HG: Okay.

HG: uuuhhhh I think I lost the other cards... *squints and counts the stack of index cards*

Tide: Oh, wait, someone asked this a long time ago!

Tide: *snaps and Tsunami appears*

Tsunami: Hey guys!

Tide: Okay, @Claynami4Life wants to know if you would date Clay if Riptide and Peril didn't exist.

Tsunami: Uhhhhhh what kind of question is that?

Tide: Take that as a no *snaps and Tsunami disappears*

Tide: Let's do something else then!

Kinkajou: Wait! I have a question for Tide!

Tide: Okay?

Kinkajou: So we know your favorite animal and stuff...

Tide: Yeah?

Kinkajou: So, who's your favorite dragon in the room?

Tide: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *blushes*

Anemone: Oh boy. Ship mode, fully engaged.

Moon: We also have a question for all the readers!

Kinkajou: Should we make a second book for this, or continue on?

Tide: Now, let's do something fun!

Peril: *randomly pops up* Dodge flaming arrow?

Everyone: NO!!!

Moon: Wait, where were you?

Peril: In the back.

Kinkjaou: Okay!

HG: Welp, time for me to go! See ya! *disappears*

Qibli: *randomly gets a book and starts reading*

Moon: What's that?

Qibli: The single book that is the best and yet the most torturous at the same time.

Winter: YOU'RE READING PERCY JACKSON!!!

Qibli: Yes and I don't know who I'm more angry at--Percy, Annabeth, or Rachel.

Winter: RACHEL! HER OF ALL PEOPLE YOU SHOULD BE MAD AT! AND LUKE TOO!!!!

HG: *reappears* YOU GUYS ARE RANTING ABOUT PERCY JACKSON WITHOUT ME!?

Tide: LET'S ALL RANT TOGETHER!!!

Kinkajou: I'm just gonna go...

Peril: If you're so mad at the book *grabs the book and it burns to ashes*

Everyone: *stares at the black pile of dust*

Qibli: Eh, easy come easy go. *grabs Dragonslayer instead and starts reading*

HG: Now THAT is a much better book. No torture here!

Tide: Wait, what about this book?

Moon: I just think it would be awkward to read a book about us...since we're in it.

Anemone: But that would be like reading your diary, right?

Kinkajou: *gets an idea*

Tide: Oh boy, you've inspired Kinkajou, Anemone.

Anemone: Wanna get out of here?

Tide: Agreed

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