Truth or dare! It's just a harmless little game you play with the occasional event that is incredibly stupid, but it's not that crazy, right?
Well, not until dragons start playing it.
Join the dragons of Pyrrhia and Pantala as they go through an end...
Tide: *Walks into the right cave for once* Whewph!
*The JW is playing chess. It's Qibli vs. Anemone. Qibli's black and Anemone's white*
Qibli: Come on! Hit me with whatever you've got!
Anemone: rrrrrrrgh!!
Tide: Why are you all on opposite sides?
Kinkajou: We're rooting for whoever we think is going to win. All of us went on Qibli's side because he's SO going to win!
Moon: Kinkajou, you do realize that the game has just started, right? Anemone is on her second move so really anyone could win.
Tide: *walks over to Anemone's side*
Kinkajou: OOHHH YOU SO ARE IN LOVE WITH HER!!!!
Tide: I'm just going to ignore that comment.
Tide: Look at the board...
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Tide: If you just move your pawn here *whispered tips to Anemone*
Anemone: OOOHHH! TIDE YOU ARE A GENIUS! *Anemone hugs Tide and he blushes*
Anemone: *moves pawn e4 to f5*
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Kinkajou: ohh! Move here, Qibli!
Qibli: Worth a shot... *Moves pawn g7 to g5*
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Anemone: Hey; I can do an En Passant!
Kinkajou: Huh?
Tide: It's a type of special move in chess where an opponent pawn moves it's first move and jumps two squares ahead. Then, if you have a pawn right next to it after it moves, then you can take it and move it directly behind it as if you were going to capture the opponent pawn and it would be right there.
Winter: *blinks*
Peril: *scratches her head*
Qibli: Uuhhhhh
Moon: *blink blink*
Kinkajou: Ooohhh I get it now!
Turtle: *raises an eye ridge*
Winter: *still blinking*
Tide: Moving on...
Anemone: WAIT!!! *Moves queen D1 to g5*
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Qibli: No prob! I can ju-- *moves his talons over the pieces and realizes he's lost*
Anemone: BOOM! FIRST TIME CHAMP HERE!!!!
Tide: Haha! Guess I was right!
Kinkajou: Hey! But you were helping her!
Moon: Uh, Kink? We also helped Qibli.
Kinkajou: *opens and closes her mouth*
Tide: Now that we're done with all this chess stuff, Kinkajou has been dared by Call_Me_Bookworm to adopt a cat!
Kinkajou: A...cat? Can I adopt a sloth instead?
Tide: Trust me, you'll like this one! *Tide snaps and a black and white American Shorthair cat appears* (lol, I literally just looked up types of cats)
Kinkajou: AAAAAWWWWWW!
Cat: Meow! *Purrs*
Kinkajou: AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Kinkajou: I just want to...
Kinkajou: *moves over and taps the cat's nose* BOOP!
Cat: MEOW! *Snarls and attacks Kinkajou*
Kinkajou: ACK GET IT OFF ME! ITS CLAWS ARE LIKE BLADES!
Tide: Hang on *peels the cat of Kinkajou, snaps, and it disappears*
Kinkajou: I don't ever want to see a cat again!
Tide: I'm sure there are other ones that are better *grabbed a photo of a bunch of cute cats*
Kinkajou: AAAAWWWW!
Kinkajou: Maybe they're all not bad...
*The cat reappears and starts setting up the chessboard*
Kinkajou: ACK!
Qibli: Oohh! That guy's smart!
Kinkajou: Is he? Hey, I challenge you to a chess match, buddy!
Cat: Meow!
Translation: COME AND GET ME!
* One-hour latergh*
Turtle: Huh!
Kinkajou: I've been bested by a cat at chess in over fifty games...
Turtle: Don't worry, you'll get it next time!
Kinkajou: I hope so...
Cat: No you won't
Moon: DID THAT CAT JUST TALK!?!?!?
Cat: *puts on glasses*
Turtle: Why is he wearing glasses?
Qibli: Turtle, it's a TALKING CAT, and you're concerned about its eyewear?
Turtle: We have a friend who isn't an animus yet can still do stuff by snapping, and we have unusual events every day. So yes, I'd like to know why the cat is wearing glasses.
