STOP THAT INFERNAL RACKET!!!

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Anemone: *hanging out with Ostrich*

Anemone: You remember my sisters, right?

Ostrich: You mean that grouchy teacher and that other innocent girl who's clearly in love with that Skywing prince?

Anemone: What are you...nevermind.

Anemone: So, one day, Auklet asked me why Tsunami was acting so embarrassed...

Ostrich: Okay.

Anemone: So, when I ask her if she can keep a secret she says 'Yeah, big sister! I'll be good and keep the "sequet"!'. So I tell her about Ripnami and she starts laughing a bunch.

Ostrich: Then what happened?

Anemone: SHE COMPLETELY FORGOT IT WAS A SECRET! The next day she goes up to Tsunami and guess what she says?

Ostrich: Oh dear...

Anemone: 'Tsunami? Can I meet your boyfriend?'

Ostrich: *spits out her juice* PPFFFFFFFFFT HHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THREE MOONS I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Anemone: RIGHT!?

Anemone: *falls over laughing and lands on Ostrich's guitar*

Ostrich: ACK! CAREFUL WITH THAT!!!

Anemone: Agh...how do you even play that?

Ostrich: *grabs the guitar* It's simple. Watch. *plays a guitar solo*

Ostrich: Here, you try.

Anemone: Erm, okay...

Guitar: SCREEECH SWAFAWT F PRREEEEEEEEECKSA SKASAASAHHAHHHHHH BLLLELEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ostrich: STOP STOP STOOOOOOP!

Anemone: Sorry! It's harder than it looks.

Ostrich: Lemme show you how it's done *hooks the guitar up to an amplifier*

Guiter: BWEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Kinkajou: *runs in* STOP THAT RACKEEEETTT!

Glorybringer (AKA Kinkajou's kinkajou): SQUEAK SQUEEEEEAK!

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