Kinkajou: Yes! Another episode coming through!
Moon: *reads the note cards* you want us to talk about the weirdest ships ever?
Kinkajou: Yup!
*The TV above them flashes and I appear*
Me: Don't take offense if you ship any of these ones, this is their opinion!
*Screen goes back to black*
Moon: Man he's a bit creepy...
Tide: hey guys!
Moon: ACK!
Kinkajou: I guess being creepy is contagious...
Moon: Yep.
Moon: Anywho *grab a note card*
Moon: how do you feel about...Squidspeaker?
Kinkajou:...
Kinkajou:...
Kinkajou:...
Kinkajou: ACK WHAT IS THIS!?
Moon: Yeah, my thoughts too.
Kinkajou: What about Turtlewatcher?
Moon: WHAT!?
Kinkajou: I know the world has some weird ships...
Tide: It would make sense in like an alternate universe...
Tide: *snaps and creates an entire WoF series where Turtlewatcher is a thing and Qiblijou is also a thing*
Kinkajou: What's with the books?
Tide: Their books about you guys I Turtlewatcher and Qiblijou were real.
Moon: *breaths fire and burns the books*
Tide: eh, easy come easy go.
Turtle: *quietly sitting in his cave and reading "how to impress your girlfriend without looking like a weirdo" which he borrowed from Qibli*
Kinkajou: Okay, nobody else heard any of this, right?
*Silence*
Kinkajou: Good.
Moon: Zelink?
Kinkajou: Huh?
Tide: Hmmmm... Don't tell me who that is I wanna figure out myself!
Kinkajou: Whoever made that ship up did it wrong. I think it might be me because of the "ink" part like in "kink" but it's at the end of the name and therefore the end of my name should be at the end.
Moon: Iiiiii don't think it's you...
Winter: *fixing the same light that broke last time* Where did you get those cards?
Moon: I honestly don't know...
Tide: Also, just curious, when did you become a technician, Winter?
Winter: Eh, when Kinkajou forced me into this job I had to read "how to become a mechanic in ten seconds"
Tide: What kind of book is that?
Winter: A terrible one that concluded with me getting electrocuted.
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