Tide: *walking down the halls of JMA*
Kinkajou: *dragging Winter around*
Winter: *violently complaining*
Winter: Kinkajou!!! Come on! I finally had a break from getting electrocuted. Kinkajoooooouuuuuuuu noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Kinkajou: Well, BREAK'S OVER! How's that?
Tide: I don't know whether to help or be amused.
Winter: Help!! Yes, help would be very much appreciated!
Kinkajou: No! You need to set the lighting!
Winter: NUUUUUUUUUUUU
Kinkajou: Are we on yet?
Winter: Not sure!
Kinkajou: Well, hurry up!
Winter: *furiously pounding camera*
Winter: *moves in front of the camera* is this thing on?
*Camera turns on so everyone can see Winter's eye*
Winter: ACK!!!
Kinkajou: Welcome back folks! It's Kinkajou here with another interview with our favorite dragons!
Kinkajou: But first, I have some exciting news!
Kinkajou: *squeals* TWO NEW DRAGONS ARE HERE FOR THE TOD!
Winter: Oh great, more torture and agony for us.
Kinkajou: Quiet you!
Kinkajou: Now, ladies and gents, please welcome...*drumrolls on the table*
Kinkajou:...
Tide:...
Winter:...
Kinkajou: QIBLI THAT WAS YOUR CUE!
Qibli: Oops! *Presses a button and activates drumroll sound*
Kinkajou: Okay, please welcome... AUKLET AND CLIFF!
*Auklet and Cliff appear on the stage*
Cliff: Gah! Where are we?!
Kinkajou: Well, congratulations you two! The readers have asked you to join us for the truth or dare!
Auklet: Truth or Dare? Is that the thing my sister keeps ranting about...?
Kinkajou: uhhhhhh NOPE! This is way better!
Auklet: Well, okay, then I'm in!
Auklet: Wait, *turns to Cliff* you look familiar...
Cliff: Huh, so do you. Have we met?
Kinkajou: OH YES ULTIMATE SHIP TIME YOU TWO ARE PERFECT NOW LEMME GO GET THE CLOSET AND--
Tide: *snaps*
*Cliff and Auklet disappear*
Kinkajou: TIDE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Tide: Are you TRYING to scare them away?
Kinkajou: Fine fine let's just get on with the interviews.
Winter: *sneakily flies away before anything can happen*
Tide: *snaps*
*Moon, Snowfall, and Winter appear next to Kinkajou*
Winter: OH COME ON!!!
Kinkajou: *Grabs a bunch of index cards* Tide! Get over here, you're part of this too!
Tide: Aight then.
Moon: Maaaaybe we should do something about...that, before we start *points at Snowfall*
Snowfall: *sleeping* SNOOOOOOOOOORE
Kinkajou: Um...hello? *Pokes Snowfall's nose*
Snowfall: GAH! WHO ARE YOU? WHERE AM I? WHAT DID I TOUCH THAT WAS WET?
Snowfall: Oh, it's you.
Kinkajou: First off: Moon, how's life?
Moon: Oh, erm, fine I guess? I mean, no major apocalypses as far as I can tell.
Kinkajou: Okay. Winter: what do you feel about Lynxter being canon?
Winter: Oh? W-w-wel....um........
Kinkajou: I'll take that as a yes. Also, bonus for both you and Snowfall, what do you feel about Lynxfall being canon?
Winter and Snowfall: WHAT?!
Kinkajou: Oooookay I'll take that as a definitely not.
Kinkajou: Snowfall: how do you feel about book 14 FINALLY coming out and you have your own book?
Snowfall: I guess it's all right? I mean, I wasn't really THAT paranoid...was I?
Kinkajou: Oh! This one's for me! "What do you think of the Jade Winglet having their own team cheer?"
Kinkajou: That might be a good idea! How's this?
Kinkajou: I say Jade, and you say Winglet! Jade...? *Looks expectantly at Winter*
Winter: Uuuuuh... Jade Winglet?
Kinkajou: *frowns* No no no no no no, the cheer includes the instructions: I say Jade and you say...?
Winter: ??????????????
Winter: Jade Winglet?
Kinkajou: We'll work on it.
Kinkajou: 'Kay, last one is for Tide! Do you have any problems?
Tide: P-p-problems? Well...does being allergic to Starfish count?
Kinkajou: Nope.
Tide: Dating Anemone when Anemarin is a canon ship?
Kinkajou: Nope.
Tide: I'm bad at speaking in Aquatic?
Kinkajou: nope nope nope aaaaand nope
Tide: Well.......fine! I HAVE STAGE FRIGHT, OKAY!
Kinkajou: . . .
Winter: . . .
Moon: . . .
Snowfall: *awkwardly watching everyone*
Kinkajou: You?
Tide: Yes
Kinkajou: Stage fright?
Tide: Only when I'm alone...
Kinkajou:.... EVERYONE OUT!
*Everyone flies away*
Tide: Hey! Where are y-- *stares at the camera*
Tide: Uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *gulp*
*Two hours latergh*
Tide: *still staring at the camera*
Kinkajou: *peeks in* yep he's still broken.
Winter: Maybe you should edit the episode and cut out the last two hours...
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