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Tide: *walking down the halls of JMA*

Kinkajou: *dragging Winter around*

Winter: *violently complaining*

Winter: Kinkajou!!! Come on! I finally had a break from getting electrocuted. Kinkajoooooouuuuuuuu noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Kinkajou: Well, BREAK'S OVER! How's that?

Tide: I don't know whether to help or be amused.

Winter: Help!! Yes, help would be very much appreciated!

Kinkajou: No! You need to set the lighting!

Winter: NUUUUUUUUUUUU

Kinkajou: Are we on yet?

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Kinkajou: Are we on yet?

Winter: Not sure!

Kinkajou: Well, hurry up!

Winter: *furiously pounding camera*

Winter: *moves in front of the camera* is this thing on?

*Camera turns on so everyone can see Winter's eye*

Winter: ACK!!!

Kinkajou: Welcome back folks! It's Kinkajou here with another interview with our favorite dragons!

Kinkajou: But first, I have some exciting news!

Kinkajou: *squeals* TWO NEW DRAGONS ARE HERE FOR THE TOD!

Winter: Oh great, more torture and agony for us.

Kinkajou: Quiet you!

Kinkajou: Now, ladies and gents, please welcome...*drumrolls on the table*

Kinkajou:...

Tide:...

Winter:...

Kinkajou: QIBLI THAT WAS YOUR CUE!

Qibli: Oops! *Presses a button and activates drumroll sound*

Kinkajou: Okay, please welcome... AUKLET AND CLIFF!

*Auklet and Cliff appear on the stage*

Cliff: Gah! Where are we?!

Kinkajou: Well, congratulations you two! The readers have asked you to join us for the truth or dare!

Auklet: Truth or Dare? Is that the thing my sister keeps ranting about...?

Kinkajou: uhhhhhh NOPE! This is way better!

Auklet: Well, okay, then I'm in!

Auklet: Wait, *turns to Cliff* you look familiar...

Cliff: Huh, so do you. Have we met?

Kinkajou: OH YES ULTIMATE SHIP TIME YOU TWO ARE PERFECT NOW LEMME GO GET THE CLOSET AND--

Tide: *snaps*

*Cliff and Auklet disappear*

Kinkajou: TIDE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

Tide: Are you TRYING to scare them away?

Kinkajou: Fine fine let's just get on with the interviews.

Winter: *sneakily flies away before anything can happen*

Tide: *snaps*

*Moon, Snowfall, and Winter appear next to Kinkajou*

Winter: OH COME ON!!!

Kinkajou: *Grabs a bunch of index cards* Tide! Get over here, you're part of this too!

Tide: Aight then.

Moon: Maaaaybe we should do something about...that, before we start *points at Snowfall*

Snowfall: *sleeping* SNOOOOOOOOOORE

Kinkajou: Um...hello? *Pokes Snowfall's nose*

Snowfall: GAH! WHO ARE YOU? WHERE AM I? WHAT DID I TOUCH THAT WAS WET?

Snowfall: Oh, it's you.

Kinkajou: First off: Moon, how's life?

Moon: Oh, erm, fine I guess? I mean, no major apocalypses as far as I can tell.

Kinkajou: Okay. Winter: what do you feel about Lynxter being canon?

Winter: Oh? W-w-wel....um........

Kinkajou: I'll take that as a yes. Also, bonus for both you and Snowfall, what do you feel about Lynxfall being canon?

Winter and Snowfall: WHAT?!

Kinkajou: Oooookay I'll take that as a definitely not.

Kinkajou: Snowfall: how do you feel about book 14 FINALLY coming out and you have your own book?

Snowfall: I guess it's all right? I mean, I wasn't really THAT paranoid...was I?

Kinkajou: Oh! This one's for me! "What do you think of the Jade Winglet having their own team cheer?"

Kinkajou: That might be a good idea! How's this?

Kinkajou: I say Jade, and you say Winglet! Jade...? *Looks expectantly at Winter*

Winter: Uuuuuh... Jade Winglet?

Kinkajou: *frowns* No no no no no no, the cheer includes the instructions: I say Jade and you say...?

Winter: ??????????????

Winter: Jade Winglet?

Kinkajou: We'll work on it.

Kinkajou: 'Kay, last one is for Tide! Do you have any problems?

Tide: P-p-problems? Well...does being allergic to Starfish count?

Kinkajou: Nope.

Tide: Dating Anemone when Anemarin is a canon ship?

Kinkajou: Nope.

Tide: I'm bad at speaking in Aquatic?

Kinkajou: nope nope nope aaaaand nope

Tide: Well.......fine! I HAVE STAGE FRIGHT, OKAY!

Kinkajou: . . .

Winter: . . .

Moon: . . .

Snowfall: *awkwardly watching everyone*

Kinkajou: You?

Tide: Yes

Kinkajou: Stage fright?

Tide: Only when I'm alone...

Kinkajou:.... EVERYONE OUT!

*Everyone flies away*

Tide: Hey! Where are y-- *stares at the camera*

Tide: Uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *gulp*

*Two hours latergh*

Tide: *still staring at the camera*

Kinkajou: *peeks in* yep he's still broken.

Winter: Maybe you should edit the episode and cut out the last two hours...

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