I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIIRT!

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*the JW is standing at the top of the sky Kingdom and is having a competition to see how far they can throw a pineapple

Peril: All right, this is a showdown between Qibli and Kinkajou! The rules remain the same. Each contestant may use any sort of gadget or machine to shoot the pineapple as far as they want.

Qibli: Oh I'm so gonna win.

Kinkajou: No you're not!

Turtle: GO KINK!

Everyone: *stares at Turtle*

Turtle: what?! I can be enthusiastic!

Peril: GO!

Qibli: Well, I have a secret weapon! *Pulls out his miniature catapult and presses the button*

*The catapult grows big*

Qibli: I've got a catapult!

Kinkajou: Well...*drags something from behind her* I've got a canon!

Tide: *randomly appears dressed in a pirate costume*

Tide: AND I'VE GOT A JAR OD DIIIRT!

Anemone: Wha...?

Tide: I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIIRT!!! I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIIRT!!! I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIIRT! AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!

Kinkajou: ENOUGH! FIRE!!!!

Tide:.....ooooooh boy

AN: lol the randomness

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