(Y/N): Weather Boy (Derogatory)
Tommy: What's that supposed to mean?!
(Y/N): Wouldn't you like to know, Weather Boy.
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(Y/N): Damn, the power went out...
Tubbo: Don't worry, I got this!
Tubbo, starts violently shaking but suddenly lights up.
(Y/N): What-
Tubbo: I swallowed a flashlight.
(Y/N), almost having a heart attack: wHy WoUlD yOu?!-
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HBomb: That's a pretty rock.
Fundy: Thanks! Y/n gave it to me!
(Y/N): I threw it at you?!!?!!
Fundy: They're so nice!
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Wilbur: I have an idea!
(Y/N): No TnT-ing Manburg.
Wilbur: I no longer have an idea...
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Connor: Knowledge is knowing tomatoes are a fruit.
Nihachu: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
(Y/N): Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie.
Minx, yelling: COMMON SENSE IS KNOWING KETCHUP ISN'T A SMOOTHIE, ASSHOLE!
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Ranboo: A bit muggy outside today.
(Y/N), slamming the cupboard doors shut: If all our mugs are outside on the lawn, I'm finding a new roommate.
Ranboo, sipping coffee from a bowl:...
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Tommy: Is four a lot?
(Y/N): Depends, chips? No.
(Y/N): Crisps? Also no.
(Y/N): The amount of traitors going to be on this server due script? Yes.
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Bad: Are you okay? You look like you haven't slept in days...
(Y/N): I got a solid eight hours of sleep thank you very much.
Bad:....
(Y/N): Not consecutively but you're not even that blurry.
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Sapnap: I guess you could say I've fallen for you.
(Y/N), ever so slightly slightly-very concerned: You just fell down ten flights of stairs...how are you even alive...
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Dream: I just did a bad thing.
(Y/N): Does it affect me?
Dream: Well...No-
(Y/N): Then suffer in silence you homeless teletubby.
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Quackity: She was poetry, and he couldn't read...
Wilbur: His name was Jared, and he was nineteen...
Gogy: When his parents built a strange machine...
Sapnap: Watch that scene dig it the dancing queen!
(Y/N): Ra Ra Rasputiiiinnnnn~
Sam: Horrible job everyone.
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(Y/N): When I get murdered, can you make my case unsolved?
Skeppy: What?- Why???
(Y/N): I just really wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved...
Skeppy: No, I heard you, I'm just worried about the part where you said 'When I get murdered' and not 'if'
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Wilbur: Hi! Nice to meet you, this is my ex-partner!
(Y/N): Stop doing that.
(Y/N): I'm married to him. Hi, I'm his husband/wife/wifesband/wifebandn't
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Techno: I have the sharpest memory, try and name one time I forgot something!
(Y/N): You left me in the parking lot of a Walmart last Sunday...
Techno: I did that on purpose. Try again.
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(Y/N): Can you recommend me any books that made you cry?
Karl: General Summary SMP Script 6th Edition.
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Sapnap: Shut up.
(Y/N): What??? I wasn't even talking...
Sapnap: I know, and you were thinking. That's annoying.
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Sam Nook: Call the kids, they're not listening to me.
(Y/N): I'm not their mom/dad/parent.
Sam Nook: Just try.
(Y/N): Okay everyone! Line up, we're going back to our rooms!
Rest of SMP Members line up
Sam Nook:
(Y/N): No listen LISTEN I'M NOT THEIR-
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(Y/N): Look at my face.
Dream: Okay...
(Y/N): NO! Keep looking.
Dream: Why...
(Y/N): Look at every single part of my face.
Dream: Yeah?
(Y/N): Every detail of my face, just look.
Dream: Yeah???
(Y/N): Now, tell me, does it look like I give a fuck.
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Techno: How long are we gonna let them do that...
Phil: Just give them a minute.
(Y/N), pushing on a door that clearly says 'Pull':
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Techno, recording a video for Y/n: I have no intention of being friends.
Techno, playing games with Y/n: You're all just stepping stones to my success.
Techno, surprising Y/n for their birthday with everyone else: Friends are a distraction.
Techno, literally hugging Y/n (platonically or not, you choose): Disgusting.
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(Y/N), holding a pot of coffee and bowl of cereal: What if I replace the milk in my cereal with coffee...
Purpled, walking past them and taking said coffee pot: What if you don't.
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Karl: I wish I had a group of tightly knit friends I could fight crime with!
Wilbur: I wish I had a group of tightly knit friends to commit crime with.
Techno: I wish I had a group of tightly knit friends.
(Y/N): I wish I had tightly knit friends.
Tubbo: I wish I knew how to knit!
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