Title: Dating Them, You Simps.
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Ship:
Dream
Sapnap
George
Bad
Wilbur
Karl
Eret
Niki
Minx
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Request: X
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Pronouns: They/Them
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Summary: You simp.
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Other:
•< This is for fun, y'all deserve it after:
[Stares intensely at 20k reads for this book]
•< For Bad's, because he owns a few weapons [we'd hope he's responsible], there's a slight mention, but it's kept to a minimum so read carefully!
•< If there are formatting errors...it's not our fault, it won't fix itself and we can't fix it even if we tried...
•< Eret goes by any pronouns, however they're mostly called by he/him.
•< Apologies if some are shorter, since they might not be as familiar....
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Dream:
•< Pretty chill dude, you occasionally stream bomb him and take over, talking to chat while he's gone.
•< Sapnap helps you hijack streams now that he lives with you two.
•< Sword fights, with plastic swords...it's not like anyone would ever buy a real sword....hah...ha...
•< Very needy boi, only for cuddles though, will usually sit silently in the back of your streams until your done, luckily neither of you use face cam so it's a-okay and pretty safe, no risks.
•< Once he's attached, he's staying there forever, you're going to perish there, just hang tight.
•< Doesn't stream too loudly when you're attempting to nap so you'll be able to sleep well...unless Sapnap yells.
•< Teaches you to speedrun, and once you beat his time!
•< Keeps you two's relationship mostly under wraps unless you're cool with it too, but jokingly marries you on the SMP.
•< George and Fundy are perfectly okay with this, in fact they've shipped you two from the start and they basically cheered him on while he was trying to date you.
•< With two other people in the house who stream or make videos more often than you do, you have to go get groceries for all three of you.
•< No one recognizes you because neither of you have face cam, so you two can go out together as much as you want as long as he doesn't talk too much, otherwise some people might recognize him by his voice and you're terrified of that.
•< Luckily no one has recognized either of you so no attention drawn.
•< 10/10 jokes every single hour of your life and lots of stupid flirting while he's at it, might as well be proactive.
•< Texts:
PissBitch
Hey Y/n do you think I can type nose with my nose?
Y/n:
Try it pissbaby.
PissBitch:
Nose
:D
Y/n:
Heart.
PissBitch:
Y/n?
Y/n!
Y/n!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
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