(30) The Most Correct of Incorrect Quotes

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C.#= That chapter's version of a character.

(Y/n): Tell me about yourself!
Fundy: I get jealous of my phone when it dies.

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Niki: Why are you smiling?
(Y/n): Am I not allowed to be happy?
Dream: I tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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(C.13 Y/n): Why are you lying on the floor? Is this regular of humans?
Tommy: I have depression.
Tommy: Also I've been stabbed six times, can you go get dad?

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Phil: The floor is lava!
Tommy: *Yanks Tubbo onto the couch for safety*
(C.23 Y/n): *Pushes Techno off the counter*
Eret: You see, there's two types of siblings.

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(C.2 Y/n): I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Techno: I'm not really a jewelry person...
(C.2 Y/n): You don't have to wear it if you don't want t-
Techno: No, I'm wearing this forever, back off.

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Pre-Dead Wilbur: Are you using my ego to manipulate me?
(Y/n): Yeah and I though it would work-
Wilbur: And it did, I'll do it.

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Sam: If Y/n were here, they'd agree with me!
Ghost Y/n: *Looks into the camera like in the Office*

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Y/n, angrily grabbing Foolish's shirt collar even if he's a 23 foot tall god who can smite them: SAY YOU'RE SORRY!
Foolish: I'm sorry!!!
Y/n: FOR WHAT?!
Foolish in literal tears: For saying you're aggressive...!

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Y/n: Don't correct me!
Philza, done with their bullshit: Then don't be wrong!

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Dream: How many children do you have?
(Coming soon???) Y/n: Legally, Illegally, or Emotionally? There is a difference.

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George: So what did you do when Y/n asked you to be their significant other?
Sapnap: I panicked and dabbed...

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Y/n: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Niki: Because they're arms are too sh-
Fundy: Because they're all dead.

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Y/n: I have feelings for you.
Dream: You do?
Y/n: I have a feeling you're very annoying.

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Puffy: You said that egg government had nothing to do with you, are you lying?
Bad: Depends on how you define lying.
(Dead Y/n), real salty: >:|
Puffy: I define lying as telling the truth, what do you define it as?
Bad: Reclining your body into a horizontal position!
Puffy:
Bad:
Puffy:
Puffy: Get out of my office immediately
Bad: Absolutely

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Wilbur: Would you eat someone shorter than you?
Y/n: Absolutely not.
Tommy: Damn Y/n, isn't that kinda shallow?
Y/n: I'm not being shallow Tommy, I'm gay.
(I was supposed to write "date someone shorter" but this is also technically correct.)

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Y/n: What're the three stages of life?
HBomb: Life, What The Fuck Is This, Death.

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Sam: You can't break out of this prison-
(Coming Soon???) Y/n and Dream in Unison: Are you challenging us?!

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Y/n, Pouring RedBull, Monster, and Redline into their coffee: I'm gonna die. *Chugs*
Puffy:
Eret:
Tommy:
Tubbo:
Ranboo:
Sam:
Niki:
Philza:
Techno: Mood.

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Sapnap, rolling down the window: What seems to be the problem officer?
Y/n: Get the fuck out of my car.

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Y/n: You're blocking the view.
Minx: I am the view.

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Ranboo: I have an idea!
(Coming Soon???) Y/n: If it involves me, Foolish, Crow Father, you, and the Avatar Theme then no.
Ranboo: I no longer have an idea...

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Yay....Now I have more ideas...( •-•)👍

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