JATP ONE-SHOTS

Incorrect quotes

Luke- what's for dinner Julie

Julie- you 

Reggie- do you mean like cook him

Alex- *wishpers something to Reggie* 

Reggie- Oh so you "have" Willie 

Alex-👁👄👁

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Willie down on one knee

Alex telling Luke-is he flirting with me 

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Willie - Babe are you my friend with Benefits

Alex-Well I won't say it like that bu-

Willie-face it u are

Alex-I am 

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Willie unbuttoning a shirt 

Willie-damn it's hot in here

Alex-can you please stop unbuttoning my shirt

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Willie-I got kicked out of IKEA for being gay that is homophobic and-

Alex- babe no I got kicked out for trying to summon the dead to read the labels

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Willie- I was thinking maybe a summer or fall wedding

Alex-babe we are not engaged 

Willie- FUCK THAT IS WHAT I FORGOT TO DO 

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Willie- wanna play video games 

Alex- I'd rather play with your balls 

Willie-like basketball balls 

Alex- *looks at Willie pants by the belt* 

Alex- not really 

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Julie- you are the cutest boy I have seen lu-

Reggie- Aww thanks

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Willie- let's run away and get married 

Alex- u know gay marriage is legal right?

Willie- I know I just wanna go for a run and then get married.

Alex- what the-

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Person marrying them- repeat after me

Alex-after me

Luke to Willie-u sure you want him

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Alex-what is your type

Willie-blonde tall gay dummer dumb cute

Alex-hey sound like me hahah what a coincidence 

Willie- did I say dumb 

Alex-yea 

Willie-just checking

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Willie- ansndndjicjdm 

Alex-what's that?

Willie-I keyboard smash click any keys

Alex- 6

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