Alex -Bonjour, Luke . Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Luke- no, I don't want to sleep with you.
Alex- Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
We all know Luke does wanna sleep with him.
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Ale- That's not funny.Willie-I thought it was funny.
Alex-You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Willie-It will be fun.
Willie-We'll make it a boys day.
Willie-Come on you punk bitch.
Alex-I can't believe I have to say this.
Alex I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow
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Willie: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Alex- I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am
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Alex-Can you keep a secret?
Willie: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.
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Alex-How much did you spend on this date?
Willie-: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
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Alex- can I talk to you in private
Willie-oh no i am in trouble aren't i what did I do? No it was the kangaroo he started it!
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Willie- do you know what these emojis say 🚀🚆
Alex- Yes and ewww gross but I am ready.
IM SO SORRY I MADE THIS IT IS STUPID BUT YEA DON' KNOW ANY ONE SHOTS IDEAS SO IM DOING THIS I GOT LED LIGHTS FOR MY ROOM AND I AM HANGING THEM SO YEA I FELL FROM THE LADDER AND MY BACKS HURTS!
ANYWHO PEACE ✌️
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