Naruto One Shots

Naruto x Fem Reader: You left the door unlocked...

A/N: Requested by somebody on quotev... There's the fit. Hope you enjoy, you thirsty xreader weirdos - Iki

You were running down the halls. How dare Tenten let Naruto into your (your's and tenten's) shared apartment??? Apparently, Naruto had been looking for you, and in that search, ran across Tenten, who let him into your apartment.

"Oh god, the shit he could find in there-"

You didn't even want to think about what his nosey ass could find, if given the proper time. Just because you've had a crush on him since preschool, doesn't mean you really want him seeing all your shit. So you ran as fast as your legs would take you, to reach the blonde knucklehead.

~Naruto POV~

I was looking for Y/N because Tsunade wanted me to deliver some scrolls to her, but she was literally nowhere to be found. I'm just randomly running around at this point, until I saw Tenten and I ran up to her. I knew they were roommates, so that's probably a good place to start. I waved at her, and she walked over towards me.

"So uh... Where is Y/N?" I scratched the back of my head nervously. Tenten groaned and shook her head.

"I have no idea... Probably at our apartment or something..."

"Can you tell her to find me if you go back there?"

"No."

"Why?"

"I'm going out with Neji dumbass."

I looked her up and down, and saw that indeed, Tenten was dressed up much fancier then she usually was. 'Realization'

"Sooo, he wasn't gonna bother to tell me you guys were dating," I grumbled.

"Apparently not... Anyways, just go to the apartment. She's probably there anyways. Theres a key hidden around the doorframe somewhere, I'm sure you can find it."

Tenten waved at me, and walked off to presumably go on her date with Neji. I was blushing a little bit since I would have to walk into Y/N's home, but at least Tsunade wouldn't yell at me.

Sooo, I began walking in the direction Tenten had pointed out to me. At last, I saw it, just as Tenny had described and (a/n: *coughs*) there was a massive shuriken above the door. I laughed as immediately, I knew that the key was hidden behind it. After retrieving the key, I went inside and looked around. The interior of the apartment was pretty clean, but there were a lot of weapons and posters on the wall. At least, the floor was bare because if it wasn't, someone would definitely be scared out of their wits.

I went around trying to find Y/N's bedroom and eventually found it. It was a small room that was very cozy and warm. Kinda relaxing. She wasn't in there, but I hadn't seen her anywhere else so I thought it would be fine if I just stayed there and waited for her to return.

~Five Minutes Later~

I'm bored as fuck.

~Ten Minutes Later~

Okay, I need to find something to do. There was a bookshelf, and even though I myself am not an avid reader, it would be better than doing nothing. So I went over and grabbed the first book that caught my eye. It was a pinkish book that had a heart on each side of the cover. Opening it, on the first page, there was a note that read, "Tenten if you read this, I'll take away your katana for a month if I'm feeling nice. You know what'll happen if I'm not in one. - Y/N''

'Damn... Guess I gotta read it...'

So that's what I began to do.

~Author POV~

You ran through that door like it was nobody's business. Apparently Naruto had left it unlocked, another thing you would have to murder him for later. You threw your bedroom door open, and saw Naruto sitting on your floor, cross-legged, while reading the book that you prayed he hadn't found.

"FUCK!"

Naruto had the biggest blush you had ever seen on a person before. You yourself, were sporting a hefty blush, and were looking down at the ground embarrassed asf. He started walking over towards you, and you thought he was bouta hit you, but instead he grabbed your chin and pressed his lips against yours.

If you weren't blushing before this, you definitely were now. You leaned into the kiss, and he licked your lower lip in an attempt to gain entrance, but you broke away and slapped him in the face.

"What was that for?," he looked down, confused, while scratching the back of his head again.

"First, you went through my stuff without asking. And second... YOU LEFT THE DOOR UNLOCKED! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH MONEY THESE WEAPONS ARE WORTH! FUCKING MORON- YOU ALWAYS WONDERED WHY I DIDN'T EAT OUT MUCH, IT'S BECAUSE I USUALLY SAVE MY MONEY FOR THIS SHIT YOU LITTLE ASSHOL-"

Naruto just looked helpless as you started berating him, with words.

'Someone help me. Please...'

~The End~

A/N: Hehee...