*~Group Chat From Hell~*
(Y/N): So uh, guys...Question.
Daddy Issues: Oh dear...did you blow up the kettle again?
Weeb Next Door: Or accidentally sell your best armor again?
Miss Neutrogena: Or lose your hairbrush again?
Scientifically Proven Bottom: Or lose your Grimm again?
Fridge Eater: Or buy the wrong seasoning again?
LET ME SLEEP HOE: Or weren't sure if a dream was real or not so you had to ask us again?
Mum The Boomer: Or did you get into trouble, yet again?
(Y/N): What? No! I was just wondering...
have any of you seen the local stalking spider?
Scientifically Proven Bottom: The WHAT?!
(Y/N): You know, the spider that drops by our rooms every so often?
Scientifically Proven Bottom: No! But what the hell?! Not like I'm scared of it or anythin'.
Weeb Next Door: Ohh, I think I know the spider you're talking about. I vibe with him a lot lol.
Daddy Issues: I've seen him a couple of times. But he's offered me anger management several times. I can't see why, though.
Miss Neutrogena: A SPIDER?! WHERE!? KILL IT!
Fridge Eater: I found him on my sandwich one day. But I wouldn't eat him, he's kind of nice.
LET ME SLEEP HOE: Woke up with him on my hand once.
Mum The Boomer: He's handed my quill to me every now and then,
sometimes even the ink bottle if it's empty enough.
(Y/N): Oh, here he is. You know,
I never got to ask him what
his name is.
Scientifically Proven Bottom: That THING has a NAME?
(Y/N): Yes, now stop being rude. Hang on.
(Y/N): He says his name is Spider Joe.
Scientifically Proven Bottom: I'm so done...
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