Mum The Boomer (Lucifer):
-I don't get paid enough for this shit.
-Damn it, what did Mammon do this time?
-I'm going to start every single chat I have with (Y/N) with just her name over text so that she has a mini heart attack, just to remind her of my authority.
Scientifically Proven Bottom (Mammon):
-I'm going to annoy the hell out of (Y/N) just for shits and giggles.
-Man, I'd be a lot better off without Assifer breathing down my neck all the time.
-I'm broke as hell. But I cover it up with being hot as fuck.
Weeb Next Door (Levi):
-Fuck, our Minecraft beds are next to each other, shit's getting serious, HELP!
-Sleep is for the weak.
-I'm not a weeb. I'm a well-cultured Otaku, thank you very much.
Daddy Issues (Satan):
-I wake up every morning in rage mode.
-You know, it's these times when I need anger management from Spider Joe-
-BOOK.
Miss Neutrogena (Asmo):
-I would be an amazing stripper, but they won't let me in the club. I wonder why...
-Hormones? No. Whore Moans.
-Why can't anyone else be horny all the time?
Fridge Eater (Beel):
-Lucifer said not to eat everything in the fridge, so I'll leave a grape in there.
-I wonder if I can eat enough to stop being hungry.
-I'm BUFF.
LET ME SLEEP HOE (Belphie):
-I'd sleep for years in a row if these people could learn to be quiet.
-I'm not lazy, I just conserve energy much more than others.
-I think I almost inhaled Spider Joe last night. I'm not sure.
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Fanfiction{REQUESTS OPEN!} ~ A book of oneshots and more, from all om boys ! {Excluding Luke} ~ Current revision state - None at Current
