Avengers in a Chatroom!

New Years

This is for New Years! I hope everyone has a happy year!

[Tony is online]

[Natasha is online]

[Clint is online]

[Bruce is online]

Tony: WOOHOOO NEW YEARS!!

Bruce: yay....

Natasha: what's wrong banner?

Bruce: New Years...just isn't my holiday

Clint: What? It's a brand new year! Get to start fresh!

Bruce: I know it's just...everything is too exciting for me.

Tony: Can't take a little confetti?

Bruce: I literally have to lock myself in the basement

Natasha: This one is gonna be different!

Clint: Yeah!

Bruce: Oh no guys please don't

Tony: Hey Bruce.,..think of all the people

Natasha: all the lights

Clint: all the music

Tony: Then when the ball drops

Natasha: people scream

Clint: and KISS

Bruce: guys...

Tony: Then everyone screams...

Natasha, Clint, Tony: HAPPY NEW YEAAARRR!!!

Bruce: Guys please! This is my favorite shirtggggrrrrAHHHHHHHHHH

Tony: Haha yes!

Natasha: lol this is going to be an EPIC party!

Clint: HULK NEW YEAR PARTY IN BANNER'S BASEMENT!

[Fury is online]

Tony: ....uh oh

Fury: THERE WILL BE NO PARTIES WITH THE HULK BARTON

Clint: o-o yes sir

Fury: IF I EER CATCH ANY OF YOU DOING THIS AGAIN YOU'LL BE ON SHOPING FOR POPTARTS DUTY FOR THE WHOLE YEAR

Natasha: Understood...

Fury: oh...and happy new year

[Fury had logged off]

[Bruce has logged off]

Natasha: thanks tony

Tony: oh come on! We'll be fine! So what r you guys doing?

Clint: we don't really know. Probably sit on the roof

Natasha: with bottles of alcohol

Clint: yes :D

Tony: Really? The two most amazing spies are just going to be on a roof?

Natasha: Well we've done everything already...

Clint: omg Tasha remember New Years Eve in Budapest?

Natasha: ohhhhh yeaaahhh damn Clint you are an animal

Clint: *growls*

Tony: Ugh...now that I know what Budapest is, it makes me sick just hearing about it

Natasha: what r u doing tony?

Tony: oh...ya know...hanging with Pepper

Clint: That sounds peaceful...

Tony: On a tropical island where parties are thrown every day

Natasha: I should've known....

Clint: Hey Ton! You didn't tell me!

Tony: ...tell you what?

Natasha: omg congrats tony!

Tony: congrats on WHAT?

Clint: pepper didn't tell u?

Natasha: it's all over the SHIELD website!

Tony: HOLY CRAP WHAT IS IT?

[Pepper is online]

Pepper: Tony I'm pregnant

Tony: .....................

Clint: he fainted

Natasha: how can you tell?

Clint: I'm sitting right next to him

Pepper: why does he keep pressing the dot?

Clint: his finger is still on it

Natasha: well congrats pepper :)

Pepper: thanks Nat, I just hope tony takes it we-

Tony: OMGOMGOMGOMFGOMGOMFG PEPPER WTFWTFWTFWTWFWTFWTWFWTFWTFWTF IAMNOTREADYTOBEAFATHERHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT!!!!!!!

Clint: I think he's taking it pretty well

Pepper: sigh...I'll come pick him up

Clint: Yeah you better hurry cuz he's trying to climb out the window

Natasha: Happy new year everyone!

[Natasha has logged off]

[Clint has logged off]

[Pepper has logged off]

[Tony has logged off]

Sorry if that wasn't funny. Comment please!