An Avengers Wedding

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Grab the priest! Add the finishing touches! Break out the snacks! Cause it's time for the avenger wedding! Now I'm not gonna say ANYTHING...except Clintasha fans should be excited. Okay okay I'm done! Read on!

[Tony is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Steve is online]

[Clint is online]

Bruce: CLIIINNNTTT! YOU'RE BACK!

Clint: hehe uh yeah? I wouldn't miss Stark's wedding!

Tony: Thanks man...but I gotta warn you, it's pretty lame.

Steve: Tony, you simply cannot fly in with your Iron Man suit being trailed by doves that will explode while jets fly over head spelling out, "T+P=Forever"

Tony: It would've been awesome...

Clint: Hey...just curious...how's Nat?

Bruce: Oh uh she's um...

Steve: ...good!

Tony: Oh yeah really good!

Clint: Oh really? Well at least she's happ-

Bruce: SHE'S MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU!

Steve: I'VE NEVER SEEN HER LIKE THIS!!

Tony: PLEASE GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HER!

Clint: What?! I thought she was happy with that...Slender dude...

Tony: Oh no she's awful! You can tell she hasnt been sleeping at all!

Bruce: Yeah! And her hair looks all ratty and stuff...

Steve: She needs you Clint!

Clint: .....I'll think about it...but we are here about Stark right? Let's talk about him.

Tony: Oh yay! My favorite subject!

Bruce: So you aren't nervous?

Steve: Yeah, you weren't too good when you proposed to her...

Tony: Guys guys I'm fine! There is nothing to worry about! I'm perfectly calm.

Clint: Man I can't believe you're gonna be a tied down man! The next thing you know...she gonna want kids!

Tony: .....kids?

Clint: Yeah! Pepper is definitely a kid lady!

Tony: Oh...hehe...yeah...kids...

Steve: You alright Stark?

Tony: Yeah I'm just um....kids! You know...

Bruce: What?

Tony: Slobbering, weird smelling, demanding kids........I CAN'T HAVE KIIIDDDSSS!!!!

Bruce: Way to go Clint!

Clint: I didn't think it was that big of a deal!

Steve: Tony everything will be okay!

Tony: OKAY?! OKAY!?!?! I HATE KIDS! I NEVER WANT THEM EVER EVER EVER EVER NEVER!!!!!!!!

Bruce: No one said you had to have them!

Tony: BUT PEPPER PROBABLY WILL!!

Steve: That's not true! Tell him that's not true Clint!

Clint: Um...I-

[Natasha is online]

[Slenderman is online]

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