Avengers in a Chatroom!

I'm Baaaaack!

Alright guys this is my 60th CHAPTER!! I am so happy that I get to continue and do more! I remember when I put my first chapter up and I was super excited because it got 10 reads in a day! But now I'm at 56,000!!! I mean, that's a big accomplishment for me! So I'm gonna do something really special for you guys! Enjoy!

[Avengers are online]

Steve: Do you guys know what day it is?

Tony: Tony Stark Day?

Bruce: The day Einstein died?

Thor: THE DAY OF LOKI'S FIRST CHEST HAIR?!

Clint: The day I got my first bow?

Natasha: The day I killed 20 men using only a spoon?

Steve: No!! Coulson's Anniversary!!

Tony: Ohhhhh yeah...man I sure do miss him.

Bruce: He seemed like a good guy

Thor: I SHALL FOREVER WISH FOR THE TIMES WE COULD'VE SHARED!!!

Natasha: He was a good guy, a good agent.

Clint: What the hell are you guys talking about?

Tony: Excuse me?

Clint: Well since I got out of that mind-control thing that Loki did to me I just assumed that Coulson was on some mission or something.

Bruce: No one told him?!?

Steve: I assumed everyone knew...

Natasha: I may have forgotten to mention that...

Clint: DIDN'T I SAY TO TELL ME HOW MANY MEN I KILLED?!

Natasha: You didn't kill him!

Clint: I might as well have! God why didn't anyone tell me Coulson was dead?!

[Coulson is online]

Coulson: But you see Agent Barton...I'm not dead at all!

Everyone: (0O0)!

Coulson: Surprise!

Steve: COULSON!!!

Tony: His first name is Agent :3

Bruce: I think I'm gonna freak the fuck out

Thor: COULSON HOW ARE YOU LIVING?!?

Natasha: Meh, I've seen better surprises

Clint: Me too

Steve: HOW?!?

Coulson: Well the man that was killed wasn't me. It was a prototype robot of me!

Bruce: WHY

Tony: Pepper cried for you!

Natasha: I actually remember that you, cried for Coulson Tony

Tony: That's not the point!

Clint: Lol screenshot

Coulson: Welp we've working on a prototype robot that looks exactly like me. You know, just in case Fury needed a push to get all you guys together.

Steve: That is so messed up

Coulson: Oh please don't be mad at me Cap!

Steve: I'm not mad, I'm just strangely relieved.

Tony: Steve cried for hours

Bruce: He did nothing but hold your vintage cards

Clint: I think I saw him staring at a picture of you

Coulson: (@^-^@)

Steve: -_- guys....

Thor: MY BROTHER HAS TO KNOW THE COULSON IS ALIVE!!!

[Thor has invited Loki online]

Loki: Hey guys I just found the rewind button so know I'm watching Tom Hiddleson kill Coulson over and over and-

Coulson: Hello....

Loki: 0-0 .......GHOOOOOOOOSSSSTTT!!!!!!!

[Loki has logged off]

Tony: Lol well we'll just leave you two to it then...

[Tony has logged off]

[Natasha has logged off]

[Clint has logged off]

[Bruce has logged off]

Steve: sooo....

[Bruce is online]

Bruce: *grabs Thor's hair* let's go Thor

[Bruce has logged off]

[Thor has logged off]

Coulson: ....so um...are you enjoying the modifications I added to your suit?

Steve: Well it's very tight...Tony says it makes my butt look rounder

Coulson: That was the idea!

Steve: ....yeah....you know I've always wanted to ask you...

Coulson: Yes?

Steve: How did my hair stay perfect when I was unconscious?

Coulson: GUILTY! That was my input too! Remember, I watched you sleep ^-^

Steve: ...yes well I finally signed those cards!

Coulson: OMG SQUEEEEEE THANKYOUTHANKYOU!!! THESE ARE GOING IN THE SHIELD VAULT!

Steve: Woah son calm down there!

Coulson: Have you looked on Tumblr. lately?

Steve: .....?

Coulson: Well I HAVE and apparently people totally pair us together!

Steve: Really? Wow that is totally against my religion...

Coulson: Yeah so I was wondering if we could give those shippers out there a little excitement? Just for kicks!

Steve: ....alright....

Coulson: okay so I think we should-

Steve: *kisses Coulson's forehead*

Coulson: O. M. G

Steve: Welcome back Phill

[Steve has logged off]

Coulson: Well go on now readers! Squee!

[Coulson has logged off]

[Loki is online]

Loki: is he gone?

[Coulson is online]

Coulson: boo

Loki: GAHHHH!!

[Loki has logged off]

[Tony has turned off invisibility]

[Thor had turned off invisibility]

Coulson: lol he got Coulson'd!

Thor: Ouch! Looks like that will be "Thor" in the morning!

Tony: LOOOOOOOOOL

[The Chatroom is now empty]

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