Avengers in a Chatroom!

Jessie Laufreyson

Hehehe forgot about her huh? If you look back on the chapter God of...Daddies? A little girl named Jessie L. aka...LOKI'S DAUGHTER! MWAHAHAHAHA yes I know I'm evil :) alright....begin!

[Loki is online]

[Tony is online]

[Thor is online]

Tony: Hey who wants to grab some shwarma? I haven't eaten that in...forever

Thor: HOORAY FOR SHWARMA AND IT'S WONDER

Loki: I don't know stark...should you really be going out? I mean...you are going to be a DADDY

Tony: oh shut up loki! Pepper is fine! Besides, I would like to see you be a dad

Thor: Loki would be a horrible father

Tony: thank you Thor!

Loki: Pfft! I could be a dad!

[Jessie L. is online]

Jessie L.: Uh hi, I'm Jessie and I'm looking for Loki?

Loki: Erm...yes that's me

Jessie L.: oh...hi. Er...do you know who I am?

Loki: No...why would I want know a mortal?

Jessie L.: >:( I don't know. Maybe if that certain mortal was your DAUGHTER

Tony: 0o0 what

Thor: *shwarma dribbles out of mouth* what

Loki: WHAT

Jessie L.: If you guys say what one more time I'm gonna freeze you all to your seats

Loki: uh...I'm...I'm having a breakdown......

Jessie L.: just calm down dad everything will be fine

Loki: DONT CALL ME DAD!

Tony: Hey loki try being NICE to your daughter

Loki: SHE ISNT MY DAUGHTER!

Jessie L.: Yes i am! And hi uncle Thor :)

Thor: I....am....an.....uncle?

Jessie L.: yup :D

Thor: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I CAN TAKE YOU DRESS SHOPING AND BLAST ONE DIRECTION IN THE CAR!!

Jessie L.: Yeah im not THAT different from my dad. Everytime i hear those five guys i want to wish i was born deaf

Loki: While that is very amusing I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND! AM I GETTING TONY'D AGAIN?!

Jessie L.: Alright Daddy-o, let me put this in a way you can understand. I. Am. Your. Daughter. Always have, always will be. My mother...who i will NOT mention btw...got sick. Really...sick. And she used to tell stories about you and the avengers and how you got your ass kicked all the time. But she also told me about your magic.

Loki: Okay....so you came to me because...?

Jessie L.: Ugh...i really didnt want to ask this but i was desperate...can you heal her?

Tony: IM FLIPPING THE SHIT RIGHT NOW

Loki: What?! I dont...i cant...

Jessie L.: Look, i would do it myself but healing isnt my special ability

Thor: YOU HAVE POWERS?!

Jessie L.: Of course I do! Being able to freeze things and being able to tell when someone is lying. Also I'm pretty sure that I can live forever.

Tony: Loki you are royaly screwed. I'm out, c'mon Thor

[Tony has logged off]

[Thor has logged off]

Loki: So....can I ask who the mother is now?

Jessie L.: Sigh...I guess...remember Janis Bakely? The one you promised to return and never came back, leaving his unborn child and fiancée behind? THAT JANIS BAKELY! [Look at Loki's Match to see the backstory of Janis Bakely!]

Loki: Oh...I see that you're upset

Jessie L.: ......No dad, I'm bursting with RAINBOWS AND FREAKING SUNSHINE. Of course I'm upset! You left her! And at the mercy of SHIELD how could you?! Do you know how many times she has CRIED?

Loki: WHAT?! She was perfectly safe where I put her and I visited!

Jessie L.: WHAT LIKE ONCE EVERY 10 YEARS?

Loki: Oh this is why I didn't want children! They give you migraines! Alright where is she?

Jessie L.: Oh NOW you care...btw no "Hi" or "How have the past sixteen years of your life been?"

Loki: Oh...erm...how is....your uh....life going?

Jessie L.: Well it was okay. Then mom got sick and...

Loki: I really am your father...aren't I?

Jessie L.: HELL YEAH! Do you know how cool it is to have a dad with a super power?!

Loki: I almost destroyed new York....

Jessie L.: Water under the bridge! besides...I heard you're cool with the Avengers now!

Loki: Yeah um how do you know this?

Jessie L.: Well, when you're the daughter of the God of Mischieve...you can't help but be bad :)

Loki: Alright you...little girl where is your mother?

Jessie L.: HEY! I'm not a little girl! And you know exactly where she is

Loki: Sigh...I don't have to change your diaper or anything do I? You ARE potty trained?

Jessie L.: Ohhhh why do I have a feeling I'm going to regret this?

[Loki has logged off]

[Jessie L. has logged off]

Alrighty! So how was it? Again, if you found it funny...GREAT! If you found it more serious...GREAT! This was also a story arch that will be important in the future! Comment and review please!