Camping

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Sup guys? So um....close to 100,000...I'm kinda flipping out. Follow me on Instagram for cute, funny, sad pics of Avengers! Also get sneak peaks at upcoming chapters! Now I'm gonna do something I haven't done in a while...

~Fairfarren all

[The Avengers are online]

[Loki is online]

Steve: Isn't camping great?

Clint: Rogers you officially suck

Natasha: Uh huh

Steve: What?! Camping is AWESOMESAUCE!!

Tony: First off, I'm only allowed to say that because I am Tony Stark. Second of all, no. Camping is awful and gross

Bruce: OMG WHAT IS THAT?!?!

Loki: A...bee?

Bruce: NO NO NO GET IT AWAY

Thor: I LIKE CAMPING! ESPECIALLY GETTING THE SUGARY LIQUIDS FROM THE TREES!

Steve: You mean maple syrup?

Thor: IT IS DELICIOUS I PUT IT ON TOP OF MY SHWARMA AND POPTARTS!

Natasha: Clint could you help me set up the tent? It won't F*CKING. STAY. UP!

Clint: Oh it can't be that hard!

Tony: Welp I'm just gonna play Angry Birds on my iPhone in my air conditioned bigger-on-the-inside tent...

Steve: Sorry but I threw that in the lake

Tony: WHAT?!

Steve: Yup! You're sharing a tent with me!

Tony: NO I DON'T SHARE.

Steve: Well that's too freaking bad!

Thor: EXCUSE ME AVENGERS I MUST FIND THE RARE POPTART TREE!

[Thor has logged off]

Tony: He's kidding right?

Loki: Unfortunately no

Bruce: I HATE THE OUTDOORS. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO KILL ME!

Steve: Don't think like that Bruce! Say why don't we go for a nature walk?!

Tony: NO.

Loki: SCREW YOU

Bruce: I WOULD RATHER DIE

Clint: I AM GOING TO SHOOT THIS TENT IN THE FACE

Natasha: I'LL HELP YOU

Steve: So we're all good then? Let's go exploring!

[Everyone has logged off]

[It has been 2 hours]

Steve: Ah! Breath that fresh air!

Tony: THIS. SUCKS. MONKEY. BALLS.

Bruce: THERE IS TOO MUCH NATURE THAT IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!

Natasha: C'mon Clint we're halfway!

Clint: HALF *huff* *huff* WAY?!

Loki: Wearing armor may not have been the best idea...

Tony: Has anyone seen Thor?

Steve: I saw him by a blueberry bush screaming

Loki: Oh he's fine then

Natasha: It's getting pretty late...we should go back

Clint: What's wrong Tasha?

Natasha: The woods just creep me out at night...it reminds me of Slender Man...

Clint: We'll never have to see him again!

Tony: O-O *poker face*

Loki: O.O *bad poker face*

Bruce: I SWEAR TO GOD I AM DYING

Steve: Yeah I guess lets go back and start a fire to get dinner going!

[Another 2 hours]

Natasha: Can you call Coulson to check on Jean?

Steve: Sure! Actually let me message him...

[Coulson is online]

Steve: Hey Coulson! How's it-

Coulson: NO SCARLET PUT THAT DOWN!-Everything is great!-NO JEAN DO NOT STICK THE FORK IN YOUR MOUTH-Il'l have to call you back-NO GIVE BACK UNCLE FURY'S EYEPATCH RIGHT NOW!

[Coulson has logged off]

Natasha: I think I'm panicking...

Clint: Is it natural for a dad to want to just sit on his children like an egg?

Tony: I'm sure they're fine...

Steve: WHO WANTS S'MORES THAT WILL CHANE THE SUBJECT?!

Bruce: ME!

Loki: what is a s'more?

Tony: EAT ONE!!!

Loki: Alright but I don't see what the big deal is-OMFG IM DEAD.

Natasha: Ugh I haven't had s'mores in foreva!

Steve: Does anyone know a good ghost story?

[Slender Man is online]

Slender Man: Six Avengers and their annoying super villain walk into the woods and never come out. The End.

[Slender Man has logged off]

Bruce: No ghost stories please 0_0

Tony: Who's that walking towards us?

Natasha: Trespassers?

Clint: Nah their giggling and stuff...

Loki: Wait a minuet is that-

[Jessie is online]

[Darren is online]

Everyone: .......

Clint: HAWWWWWKWAAAARD....

[Everyone has logged off]

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