Avengers in a Chatroom!

God of...Daddies?

So this is just a funny little thing I thought of. Hehehe wouldn't Loki be funny as a DAD? For those of you who read my other story, "Loki's Match" you might wanna check this chapter out...

[Bruce is online]

[Natasha is online]

[Loki is online]

Natasha: Hey where's Tony? He's usually on around this time...

Bruce: oh him and pepper haven't left the bedroom all day.

Natasha: Oh that explains it! I was wondering what was making those annoying squeaky sounds...

Loki: Pffft! You mortals and your "drama problems!" Being a GOD I don't have to deal with silly mortal problems!

Bruce: But you do have God problems actually...

Loki: Oh yeah?! LIKE WHAT?

Natasha: *cough**cough*daddy problems*cough**cough*

Loki: SHUT THE FREAK UP!!!!

Bruce: lol Loki I'd like to imagine YOU as a dad!

Loki: I would never ever be a stupid POINTLESS father! Parents are just mutated leeches sucking and pestering at you until you're like...you're like THOR!

Natasha: Oh yeah...Loki would be an awesome dad...

Loki: I DON'T WANT TO BE!!! I would never ever never ever never ever never EVER BE A FATHER!!

[Haven L. is online]

Haven L.: I am Haven Laufreyson! Daughter to the God of Mischieve! Princess of the Ice Giants! I have come to claim myself as your daughter Loki, son of Asgaurd!

Natasha: *mouth drops to floor and eyes pop out of head*

Bruce: W.T.F

Loki: WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?

Haven L.: I am Haven Layfreyson! Daughter of-

Loki: What the in the heeeeelll are you taking about?!

Haven L.: Ah I see I have your attention father! You see I am your daughter. I have lived and roamed on this horrid planet waiting for your return and I have finally found you! I am here to pledge myself to your army father!

Loki: Woah woah woah. Time out! I don't have children. I haven't even.....who the hell is your mother!?!?

Haven L.: Wow I can't believe you don't remember...Janis. Janis Bakely. Ring any bells in that big head of yours?

Loki: what...no...you can't...we didn't even...I dont understand!

Natasha: I thought Janis was dead Loki!

Loki: Uh...funny thing about that...

Bruce: SHES ALIVE?!?

Loki: IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!! How did you even get here uh-

Haven L.: Haven.

Loki: Haven?!

Haven L.: Look, I don't know. One minuet I'm listening to my iPod...shuffling along and then I ended up on earth! So what do you say dad? Can I join your army?

Bruce: Loki...are you alright?

Loki: No...NO IM NOT ALRIGHT!!! I have a DAUGHTER who I DON'T EVEN KNOW and she CALLS ME DAD!!!

Natasha: How did you even get on here Haven?

Haven L.: Oh you know...surfing the web and stuff...

Natasha: .....I see. Haven, how exactly old are you?

Haven L.: Oh I'm uh...15!

Bruce: But that's impossible! It's only been two years...

Haven L.: Uh...parallel  universe time is faster? 

Natasha: Give it up Tony.

Loki: TONY?!?!

Haven L.: Damn woman! How did you know!?

Natasha: Um...super spy?

Bruce: Wow Tony that was awesome!

Haven L.: Hahaha right?! I could practically FEEL Loki shaking in his seat!

Loki: You almost gave me a heart attack!

Haven L.: Eh...it was worth it.

Bruce: Wanna grab some lunch?

Haven L.: Yeah, all this pranking has drained me! But before I go I have to tell Loki something.

Loki: What?

Haven L.: You got Tony'd

[Haven L. has logged off]

[Bruce has logged off]

Loki: IM GOING TO MURDER HIM!!!

Natasha: Join the club...

Loki: IM SO MAD I NEED TO...TO....BEAT UP THOR!

[Loki has logged off]

[Jessie L. is online]

Jessie L.: Um hi is Loki here? I'm his daughter.

Natasha: Oh haha very funny Tony. But seriously dude, give it a rest! Besides I thought you were going to lunch...

[Natasha has logged off]

Jessie L.: Huh?

[Jessie L, has logged off]

Awww Loki has a daughter! Das so cute! Hehe so the Avengers wedding will be coming soon since people are flipping their sh*t about it so I will write it soon! Anyway...comment and review please!