Avengers in a Chatroom!

The Talk

So 40th chapter...oddly proud...anyway, this is a couple months after Jessie's arrival. Loki needs help from the Avengers to give her The Talk.

[Loki is online]

[Thor is online]

[Tony is online]

[Steve is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Clint is online]

[Natasha is online]

Loki: You guys have to help me

Tony: Woooow the god of Mischieve asking for help from his arch enemies? This outta be gooood....

Steve: er....I don't know how I feel about this...a bit conflicted

Thor: WHAT DO ASK OF US BROTHER!?

Bruce: I'm bored so yay

Natasha: This can't be good...

Clint: I know! My Hawk senses are tingling...

Natasha: Don't ever say that again

Clint: Okay...

Loki: You all know my daughter-

Thor: AND MY NIECE!!!

Loki: ......yes......has been courted by a *shudders* mortal

Tony: Ohhh yeah...I saw them making out on the couch

Loki: WHAAAAAT!?!?

Tony: lol just kidding. Go on

Loki: -_- as I was saying, she has a mortal suitor and...I saw him-

Natasha: Oooooo a make-out? Was there tongue? I bet there was groping-

Loki: EWWWW NOOOO. I saw him....kiss. Her. CHEEK! HER. CHEEK!

Clint: ....that's it

Tony: Well, my time has been wasted...

Loki: noo you don't understand! That could lead to some serious issues down the road and I don't want to deal with that...

Bruce: you still haven't told us what it is...

Loki: I need your help to do...the thing...

Steve: Thing?

Loki: You know...the Bilgshnipes and the Garms?

Natasha: uh....

Loki: How do you mortals call it? "The Talk"

Bruce: ohhhhh woaaaah Loki

Tony: I knew this was going to be good!

Steve: Gah! Uncomfortable...feelings....

Clint: You have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now

Thor: (#O-O#) Are you sure? I don't think she's old enough...

Tony: Thor, she seventeen

Thor: I WAS STILL A BABY!

Loki: will you guys help me or not?!

Tony: Yeah sure we'll help, but you'll have to do something for us...

Loki: Sigh...I'll get the maid outfit...

Tony: No, I don't mean that. I mean you just owe us all a favor, for any day

Loki: alright...I can live with that...okay....okay....I'm inviting her....oh god....