Avengers in a Chatroom!

Baby Names

Lets touch on Pepperoni shall we? Deciding baby names is hard...especially if all of the Avengers have so many different ideas. Will Pepper survive this chat? She is now four months preggo

[Pepper is online]

[Tony is online]

[Steve is online]

[Clint is online]

[Natasha is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Thor is online]

[Loki is online]

Pepper: Hey, who wants to help me come up with girl baby names?!

Thor: OHHHH ME ME ME ME ME!!

Natasha: ...you should name her something Russian *cough*Natasha*cough*

Loki: how about....Loki

Steve: Bob was always a popular name in my time for boys and girls!

Clint: ROBIN!

Bruce: It would be cute if you called her Toni :3

Tony: All your names really suck. So can we all just agree that the middle name will be MotherFuckin'?

Natasha: .....I could live with that

Clint: Dude that's sick!

Steve: Why would you do that.....

Thor: So...Poptart MotherFuckin' Stark then?

Bruce: that is awesome

Loki: lol props to you stark!

Pepper: no we can't! We...ah what the hell? Sure why not :)

Tony: okay...first name!

Loki: I think Loki is a pretty awesome name!

Pepper: I AM NOT NAMING MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE GUY WHO ALMOST DESTROYED NEW YORK

Loki: Yeah but...almost...

Bruce: How about something sciencey like Janet or Trinity or-

Clint: Something badass like Scarlett or Vendetta! Like when the enemy looks into her eyes they'll be all like, "No Natalia noooo!"

Steve: Or maybe a simple name like Jane or Mary. Something that makes her sound innocent

Thor: WHAT IF YOU NAMED THE CHILD POPTART SHWARMA MUTHERFUCKIN STARK?

Bruce: lol that is awesome. Name of the the year!

Natasha: it's official! Poptart Shwarma Mutherfuckin Stark

Pepper: um no

Tony: we should give her all of the avengers names as her middle name!

Clint: yeah! Like, Victoria Black Iron Thor Captain Hulk Mutherfuckin Stark!

Loki: wait...then her initials would be V. B. I. T. C. H. M. S.

Clint: lol I know!

Bruce: can we please do that pepper?!?

Steve: omg having her middle name stand for BITCH would be hilarious!

Pepper: fine...but I GET TO PICK THE FIRST NAME!

Tony: aw what?! Don't I get a say in this?

Pepper: you get the last name sweetie

Tony: oh yeah...

Natasha: so what's the first name pepper?

Pepper: I'll let you know :)

Steve: Aw what?!

Loki: But I want to know NOW!

Clint: I'm going to be patiently hiding in a corner until someone tells me

Bruce: this is going to KILL ME!

Thor: IF I HAVE A DAUGHTER HER NAME SHALL BE POPTART!

Tony: I feel bad for that unborn child

Natasha: Alright well it's been fun, but I have to go look at wedding dresses now

Clint: can I come with you?!?!

Natasha: I guess...but there's going to be a lot of dressing and undressing and-

Clint: I can totally live with that

Bruce: yeah I'm working on a new pacifier and baby formula for the little cutie patootie!

Pepper: Actually I was planning to breast feed

Loki: Um....is that even safe?

Clint: yeah what if she takes her little teeth that will grow and just chomp-

Pepper: I think I can live with the risks

Tony: welp, gotta go rub coconut oil on her belly! Adios my bitches!

[Tony has logged off]

[Pepper has logged off]

Steve: since when are we Tony's.....bitches?

Bruce: it's best not to ask

Thor: LOKI WILL YOU BE THE UNCLE TO LITTLE POPTART ODINSON?!

Loki: NO BECAUSE IM NOT YOUR BROTHER!

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Alright so voting time! The names in this chapter are the names you can vote for. GIRL NAMES ONLY! So pick which one you want :3 Okay how was it? Comment please!