Avengers in a Chatroom!

I Need A New Ship...

Okay so lots of stuff in the last chapter right? How do you think the Avengers feel?! I mean...besides Pepperony, Clintasha was pretty much their main ship. So this is just them in the aftermath of the DRAMA BOMB that occurred. I have to say...Bruce is pretty heart broken...

[Tony is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Steve is online]

[Thor is online]

[Loki in online]

Bruce: my life...is over

Steve: nothing will ever be okay

Thor: sadness...that is all my heart can find

Loki: I'm just here cuz I'm bored.

Tony: I need a new ship...got any ideas?

Bruce: ....we can try Fury and Hill...

Steve: We can't remember? Thy said they would kick us off the Helicarrier without a parachute.

Tony: Plus that ship is disgusting

Thor: How about Jane Foster and I? We are a very good couple!

Steve: No Thor, just no

Thor: aww

Tony: Damn it! I just don't understand....WHY DID SHE SAY NO?

Loki: Sometimes people just don't love each other that way stark

Tony: BUT THEY FIT TOGETHER PERFECTLY! I mean what's stopping her?!?!

Bruce: I GOT IT!! WE SHOULD FOLLOW THE DOROTHY AND SCARECROW SHIP!!

Tony: Um isn't the scarecrow like, a million years older than Dorothy?

Bruce: yeah but...so are you and you're having a baby with Pepper

Loki: BUUUURRRRNNNNN

[Natasha is online]

Natasha: Hey guys

Tony: *hisses*

Bruce: YOU...ARE A DESTROYER...OF LOOOOVE!!!

Thor: You make me sad

Steve: dido

Loki: Again, here just because I'm bored

Natasha: wtf are you guys talking about?!

Tony: HOW COULD YOU SAY NO TO POOR BARTON?

Bruce: The last time I saw him, he was hugging a bucket of ice cream in your robe re-watching the scene where Katniss kisses Peeta OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

Steve: Yeah! And do you know how disgusting he smells? I mean...he actually smells like a god damn bird that had been rolling around in chocolate ice cream.

Thor: HE TOOK ALL MY POPTARTS TO TOP HIS ICE CREAM

Loki: Pranking him is so easy now, it's not even fun anymore

Natasha: Look guys, I'm sorry that I said no, but I had to!

Tony: WHY? What is the big reason why you can't be with your FREAKING SOULMATE

Natasha: Clint snores

Bruce: ....what?

Natasha: He snores...really really loud

Steve: That's it?

Natasha: yeah it sounds like a dying 80's car

Thor: he snores?

Natasha: Like a dragon with a stuffy nose

Tony: ....Natasha

Natasha: Yeah?

Tony: If you do not go to Clint right now and tell him you will marry him, we will take you outside and KICK. YOUR. CAT SUIT. ASS.

Natasha: No!

Bruce: Natasha I am so pissed off right now and so is the other guy

Natasha: Pfft please! I could take you all!

Loki: She's right

Steve: Then we will...dye your hair green in the middle of the night!

Tony: and hack into your Facebook and turn you lesbian

Bruce: I will personally take all your shampoo and fill it with acid that will burn your hair off

Thor: EXPECT LIGHTNING WHEREVER YOU GO!

Natasha: 0-0 wow...okay, okay I'll do it! Just, don't hurt me! Jesus Christ you guys are scary!

Loki: Don't I know it...

Tony: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

Bruce: VICTORY SCREECH!

Steve: WOOHOOO

Thor: THANK ALL OF ASGAURD!

[Clint has been invited to the Chatroom]

Clint: *crying* their love...is so...BEAUTIFUL!!

Natasha: uh Clint...Clint honey?

Clint: Oh...hi Tasha...what do you want?

Natasha: I just wanted to tell you that...I will marry you

Clint: .....really?

Natasha: yes :)

Clint: YAY! Oh but I wish I didn't look like this when you told me...

Natasha: Oh come here you bird brain! *kisses*

Clint: *kisses*

Bruce: sigh, I love happy endings

Natasha: *starts to untie robe*

Clint: *unclasps bra strap*

Steve: wup! Okay, time to leave. Come on Thor...

Loki: I am uncomfortable...

[Steve has logged off]

[Thor has logged off]

[Loki has logged off]

Bruce: C'mon ton, let's give the love birds some privacy

Tony: hehe yeah okay...

[Bruce has logged off]

Tony: Woah....

[Bruce is online]

Bruce: *grabs Tony by the ear* Let's go stark...

Tony: ow ow ow ow ow!

[Bruce has logged off]

[Tony has logged off]

[Natasha has logged off]

[Clint has logged off]

Awww yay! CLINTASHA WEDDING SOON! Soooooo excited...already have plans...and a twist that will leave you screaming WHAAAAAT? So stay with me! Oh and comment please!