Avengers in a Chatroom!

Father's Day

So this is just a little fun thingy I thought of! Comment and review please!

[The Avengers are online]

[Loki is online]

Tony: hey Loki?

Loki: what?

Clint: Guess what day it is?!

Loki: I'll probably forever regret asking this but what day is it?

Natasha: FATHERS DAY!!!

Loki: oh...yippee....

Bruce: aren't you gonna invite your dad god of greasy hair?

Loki: Why doN'T YOU INVITE YOUR DAD?! OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT HE'S DEAD.

Steve: Loki you're missing the point! Today is the day you can really turn your life around!!

Loki: Why....would I want to...? I like being mean to you guys

Tony: listen Loki, we're gettin reaaalll tired of your shit and we thought that today would be a perfect day to change that!

Loki: but...you guys need me! I'm your villain!

Natasha: um have you not been here since the creation of this Chatroom?

Clint: yeah we kinda have enough drama to deal with.

Bruce: You kinda just add that extra little bit of awful

Loki: well I do try...JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU DID!

Thor: I'VE INVITED FATHER TO THE CHATROOM!

Loki: WHAT? NO. NO NO NO NO. HE HATES MY GUTS

Steve: Oh c'mon Loki! He's your DAD! I'm sure deep down, he loves you A LOT!

[Odin is online]

Odin: HELLO MY BENEVOLENT CHILD SENT FROM ABOVE TO HAVE MY LUSCIOUS GOLDEN LOCKS! .....hello Loki

Loki: -_-

Thor: FATHER I HAVE MISSED YOU!

Odin: I HAVE MISSED YOUR PRESENCE TO MY SON!

Thor: GRAAAHHH!

Odin: GRAHHHH!

Natasha: Um what are they doing?

Loki: They do this every time they see each other

Clint: .....beat the crap out of each other?

Loki: It's an Asgaurd thing

Steve: So how are you Mr. Thor's Dad sir?

Odin: WHAT IS THIS MAGICAL CUBE BEFORE ME?! DOES IT HOLD SECRET POWERS THAT CAN HELP ME DEFEAT MY ENEMIES!?! (Like Loki)

Tony: Huh caps lock, must run in the family

Bruce: Sorry your highness but what we have here is science!

Odin: SCIENCE IS FOR WUSSES

Bruce: well okay then....

Loki: Listen Odin-

Odin: Ah ah ah! What do you call me again...?

Loki: sigh........Papi

Tony: lol Wut?

Bruce: OMG THAT'S SO CUTE!

Natasha: oh I am totally changing your Facebook name to "Daddies Little Boy"!

Clint: Going on the SHIELD web page!

Steve: Oh god why...

Thor: YES LOKI WAS DADDIES LITTLE BOY AND I WAS THE WARIOR!

Loki: THIS ISN'T HELPING ME CHANGE INTO SOMEONE BETTER! MY SELF ESTEEM HAS ACTUALLY LOWERED IF THAT'S POSSIBLE

Odin: I GROW BORED OF THIS CONVERSATION. IM JUST GONNA PUT A SPELL ON YOU TWO! HAVE FUN!!

[Odin has logged off.]

Natasha: Aw man! He got rainbow glitter all over the carpet when he proofed out!

Clint: OMG Natasha....look at Loki and Thor

Natasha: Why? What's wrong with-OMG

Tony: HOLY GOD

Bruce: MOTHER IF MERCY WTF JUST HAPPENED?!

Steve: This is against all laws and now I feel uncomfortable.

Tony: WHY THE HECK IS LOKI-

[The Chatroom has been disbanded]

Sorry I was half asleep when I wrote this. Comment and review please