Avengers in a Chatroom!

Thor Hits Pueberty

I'd just like to take a moment and day thanks to those who are reading. You guys are AWESOME! Now enjoy!

[Tony is online]

[Natasha is online]

[Loki is online]

Loki: Guys...something is happening to Thor!

Natasha: Loki we've been over this a million times! He's not turning into a monster, he's just taking a bubble bath!

Loki: no its different! He's....strange.

Tony: Strange how?

Loki: Well...he's eating less, trimming his beard more...and guess what?! He's actually taking showers! SHOWERS!

Natasha: It seems like Thor is actually doing better.

Tony: Yeah why is this such a problem?

Loki: Hold on...

[Thor has been invited to the Chatroom]

Thor: Why have you called upon me my dear adopted sibling?

Loki: See!? He didn't call me brother! And he ALWAYS DOES IT!!!

Natasha: Thor do you want me to buy some POPTARTS?!

Thor: Hmmm...I'd rather fill my stomach with potassium since the level is very low.

Natasha: Ummmm...what?

Tony: He says he wants a banana.

Loki: SEE?!?!

Tony: Oh I think I know what's happening...

Natasha: What?

Tony: well its only a theory...but I think Thor has reached puberty.

Loki: What?!?

Natasha: Oh that makes sense!

Loki: Would someone please explain what this "puberty" is?

Tony: It's like when you transition into an adult except Thor is transitioning into...whatever he is.

Natasha: how old is Thor anyways?

Loki: Oh...around 2,000 why?

Natasha: 0-0 just asking.

Loki: HOW DO WE FIX HIM?!

Tony: Hold on...there might be a way...

Thor: I think I could go for some tea right now...

Tony: Hey Thor?

Thor: Yes my dear friend of iron?

Tony: One Direction.

Thor: OMEGOD SQUEEE I LOVE THEM THEY ARE SO AWESOME I WONDER IF THEY LIKE POPTARTS CUZ I DO OMG OMG OMG OMG!

Natasha: Wow it worked!

Loki: YAY YOU'RE BACK!

Thor: Are you excited to see me Loki? Will you finally accept me as a brother?!?

Loki: WHAT? No! I'm just glad you're back because...because uh...I didn't have anyone to make fun of!

Thor: Oh...okay. Well I have to take this accursed suit off of my body!

Natasha: lol are you wearing a tux?

Thor: It ITCHES!!

[Thor has logged off]

Natasha: sigh...I have to go pick out bridal dresses for the wedding

Tony: Oh I'll come too! I have to get my tux fitted.

Loki: mortals...

[Loki has logged off]

Tony: oh my tux is gonna look so freaking boss-

Natasha: Tony it can't be red and gold and bedazzled.

Tony: Awwwwww!

[Natasha has logged off]

[Tony has logged off]

This was a throw away chapter so I could finally write the AVENGERS WEDDING! Major stuff happening there so be excited! Comment please.