Avengers in a Chatroom!

Brucey Date!

Aw Bruce, falling in love with the mail girl. It would be terrible if...a writer came along and messed everything up! MWAHAHAHAHA...AHAHAHAHA!! Oh Christ I gotta stop hanging out with the Avengers...I think I'm going crazy!

[Tony is online]

[Natasha is online]

[Steve is online]

[Bruce is online]

Bruce: GOO!

Steve: Caroline is going to be here in an HOUR!!!

Natasha: Do you have the medicine?!

Tony: Right here! Oh please please please give me my science bro back!

Bruce: *drinks* ......Ow...

Tony: BRUCE!!!

Steve: YOU'RE BACK!!

Natasha: Oh I could kiss you!

Bruce: Really?

Natasha: No! :D

Tony: Good to have you back pal!

Bruce: Yeah that's great-WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!? And why do I taste...ugh! Breast milk?

Natasha: (@•_•@) um..........

Steve: Ew...

Tony: Natasha is there something we need to talk about...?

Natasha: No I just...ugh! Nvm! Banner has a date in...40 minuets!

Bruce: excuse me but WHAT?

Steve: We may have set you up with the mail girl.

Tony: Who is super hot!

Natasha: I have to say those ta-ta's are pretty huge!

Everyone: ....

Natasha: Wat?

Tony: Gah! We might not have enough time!

Bruce: Don't worry! I have been preparing for something like this for a while. I took some precautions...

Steve: Wait...how did you KNOW you were going to turn into a baby and have a very small amount of time to get ready?

Bruce: I'm a genius...duh.

Natasha: Alright just do what you gotta do...30 minuets!

Bruce: Okay...shave...hair....eyeliner...

Tony: lol eyeliner?

Bruce: They make my eyes pop okay?

Steve: I can't blame him. I wear blush.

Tony: I sometimes...put a bit of foundation on...

Natasha: ....am I the only one who doesn't actually have to wear make-up to be beautiful?

Tony: DON'T JUDGE MEEEH!!

Bruce: There! All done! How do I look? ~(•-•~)

Steve: Like someone who doesn't have a dark past or secret! Come on let's go!

[Everyone has logged off]

[Bruce is online]

[Caroline is online]

Caroline: So...do the SHIELD agents HAVE to be by every single door and window with a tranquilizer dart aimed for your head?

Bruce: Meh...you get used to it

Caroline: And why are we using the Chatroom? We are literally sitting right across from each other!

Bruce: True...but this is wayyy more fun (^V^)>u

Caroline: Yeah I guess you're right! (^w^)>u

Bruce: Cheers to romance!

Caroline: Cheers to family!

Bruce: Huh family, that's weird that you said that!

Caroline: why?

Bruce: I mean...do you WANT me to meet your family already? Cuz I cannot handle pressure all that well

Caroline: Bruce what are you talking about?

Bruce: Well you're talking about family and cheering to it!

Caroline: Well why are you talking about romance? I thought this was a friendly dinner!

Bruce: I thought it would turn out to be something more!!

Caroline: How could it? You're my cousin!!

Bruce: (•_•) .........what?

Caroline: I thought we were having this dinner as a family reunion! I thought you knew!

Bruce: Oh...my...god....

Caroline: I'm really sorry Bruce but I have to go. I'll see you later...bro.

[Caroline has logged off]

[Tony has turned off invisibility]

[Steve has turned off invisibility]

[Natasha has turned off invisibility]

Steve: Wow...

Natasha: Did NOT see that coming

Tony: I...I don't even know what to say

Bruce: I am just never dating anyone ever again

Natasha: Dude that was brutal

Steve: I can't believe you two are related! I mean...you went on a DATE!!! That is SOOO against my religion...

Tony: Listen Bruce, there are plenty of fish out there for you to catch. You just gotta be patient!

Bruce: is there a fish who is interested in a guy who turns into a green uncontrollable monster?

Tony: Banner...HAVE YOU NOT EVEN LOOKED AT YOUR FANGIRLS?! People love you Bruce!

Natasha: I'm just gonna...goooo....make out with Clint!

[Naasha has logged off]

Steve: Uh...uh...me too!

[Steve has logged off]

Tony: And then there were two

Bruce: Thanks Ton, it mean a lot.

Tony: Yeah no problem! And hey...does this mean you got brother-zoned?

Bruce: Oh shut up and drink your scotch!

[Bruce has logged off]

[Tony has logged off]

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