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I wanted to do something with Loki so here it is. Comment please! I think I'm addicted to them now O_o.

~Fairfarren all

[Steve is online]

[Thor is online]

[God_Of_All_Humans is online]

Steve: Hey who are you?

God_Of_All_Humans: Oh um just a friendly janitor! Ahaha yeah that's me....

Thor: We have a JANITOR?! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A JANITOR!!! .....what's a janitor?

God_Of_All_Humans: Are you an idiot?! How do you not know what a- ahem...I just clean stuff.

Steve: Oookkkkaaay...well I have laundry that needs to be done. My tights need to be washed. Oh and stay away from a guy called Loki, he is a serious bitch.

God_Of_All_Humans: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?

Steve: He's just always getting in the way and well...just being a real bitch.

[Tony is online]

Tony: Hey guys, hey Loki. I thought you werent allowed here anymore.

Thor: WHAT?!?

Tony: um Loki...why did you change your user name?

God_Of_All_Humans: WHO IS THIS LOKI YOU SPEAK OF?

Steve: How do you know it's him?!

Tony: His name is God_Of_All_Humans.

Steve: I feel stupid -_-

Thor: BROTHER HOW ARE YOU!?!

God_Of_All_Humans: I am not your brother and I am NOT LOKI!!!

Tony: Hey Loki can you bring over some scotch?

Steve: Tony, Pepper told you no more scotch until you clean the lab.

Tony: Hey, I am made up of 90% scotch! I need it like you need water!

Thor: I WILL GET YOU THIS SCOTCH SO YOU DON'T DIE MR STARK!!!

Steve: He's joking thor...

[Fury is online]

[Natasha is online]

[Bruce is online]

Fury: Avengers assemble! There is suspicious activity going on at a nearby café!

Bruce: Hey what's Loki doing here?

God_Of_All_Humans: who is this sexy beast you speak of?

Natasha: Loki! What the hell are you doing on here? Didn't we tell you to stay away?

God_Of_All_Humans: Didn't anyone ever tell you it's weird to date DEMONS?!

Steve: Aha! So you ARE Loki!

God_Of_All_Humans: I AM A FRIENDLY JANITOR! I AM NOT THE PERSON YOU CLAIM ME TO BE BUT HE SEEMS SUPER AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD INVITE HIM TO AVENGERS MOVIE NIGHT!

Natasha: Oh my god, is that you over there Loki?

God_Of_All_Humans: What?

Natasha: I'm in this café and...and I think I see you in the corner wearing a fake mustache.

Bruce: Lol wut?

Tony: That is the crappiest disguise I have ever heard.

God_Of_All_Humans: Crap.

Fury: He's all yours Avengers!

Thor: I WILL TRY TO NOT HIT YOU TOO HARD THIS TIME.

[Thor has logged off]

Bruce: It's clobbering time!

Tony: Ahem, wrong catchphrase.

Bruce: Oh whoops! Sorry I was just watching The Fantastic Four! I mean....HULK SMASH!!

[Bruce has logged off]

Natasha: Already got him pinned!

God_Of_All_Humans: OW DAMN IT! Why are you tying the ropes so tight?

Steve: uh...I'm not quite sure how to use the elevator.

Tony: Sigh...I'll get him...

[Tony has logged off]

[Steve has logged off]

Fury: I'll be waiting for our favorite God of Mischieve.

[Fury has logged off]

Natasha: You know...I think it's about time you meet my boyfriend :)

God_Of_All_Humans: *Gulps*

[Natasha is online]

[God_Of_All_Humans has logged off]

BWAHAHA omg I was laughing the whole time I wrote this! Okay please comment! I have to know if I'm good or not! Also comment ideas. I'm ah...hehe...sorta running out...

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