Avengers in a Chatroom!

Odin is a Serious Jerk

Sorry for not updating sooner! I've been trying to find my mojo again...anyway enjoy!

[The Avengers are online]

[Loki is online]

Natasha: *bang bang bang* ENOUGH!

Tony: Nat did you just shoot my ceiling?

Natasha: Yes it was hideous now everyone be quiet!

Clint: Natasha would you like to explain to me why this CREATURE is the father of some child?!

Steve: This is so wrong and messed up...why can't Clintasha just be happy?

Bruce: Anyone want lemonade?

Thor: *raises hand*

Clint: I don't want any lemonade! I want some god damn answers!

Loki: I would like those too...

Natasha: Okay okay...*sigh* The day Odin came to wipe my memory I had just found out we were gonna have a baby

Loki: ....

Natasha: A boy

Clint: So why didn't you tell us this sooner?!

Natasha: Because this is big okay?! But it doesn't matter now because I lost him.

Loki: Natasha...

Tony: Where is he now?

Steve: TONY WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT.

Bruce: THAT IS JUST SICK DUDE

Tony: I'm just saying that I've gotten to know Odin and he wouldn't just kill the baby of a Demi-god and a master assassin! He would want that kid for his army!

Thor: Tony does have a point. My father can be a collector. I remember the time he recruited that squid girl...

Loki: Let's not talk about her -_-

Bruce: *sips lemonade*

Loki: So...there's a possibility that our son...

Clint:

Loki: Is still alive?

Natasha: I guess yeah...but I wouldn't know where he is or what he even looks like!

Tony: Yeah pretty much all Loki's kids look fucked up

Loki: HEY-actually you're right

Clint: So why don't you just call up Odin and ask where the kid is?

Thor: FATHER IS VERY BUSY CONTROLLING THE UNIVERSE SO HE CANNOT BE DISTURBED-

[Odin is online]

Odin: Heyo!

Loki: Odin?!

Thor: DADDY!!!

Odin: Hi Thor my wonderful son! Loki.

Loki: -_-

Tony: Um Mr. Odinson? Not to be rude but why are you here?

Bruce: Yeah the last time you were here you turned us into girls

Steve: *shudders*

Odin: I heard that Loki and Natasha have remembered their past. I'm here to erase them again

Loki: NO!

Natasha: ....

Odin: No?

Loki: You cannot...I will not allow it!