Avengers in a Chatroom!

Nat acting wierd...

Sorry I haven't updated in a while! You can blame Sandy! Anywho enjoy!

~Fairfarren all

[Tony is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Steve is online]

Tony: I have called this meeting to discuss something very important.

Bruce: This is a meeting? I just thought you wanted to grab some doughnuts or something...

Steve: You told me you invented a time machine!

Tony: eh...more or less. The point is, something is terribly wrong with Natasha.

Bruce: Well duh, she just broke up with Clint! Of course she's going to be a bit...

Steve: Crazy, blood thirsty, murderous, chaotic, insane, beastly, horrifying, terrible, scary?

Bruce: Exactly.

Tony: No! I'm worried cause she HASN'T. Been acting like all those things!

Steve: What do you mean?

Tony: You know how she usually threatens to kill me every day in horrible ways?

Bruce: Yeah so?

Tony: Well she has been COMPLIMENTING ME!

Steve: *Spits out milk he was drinking* What?!?!

Bruce: No way!

Tony: And she has been being sweet! Like giving me presents out of the blue, doing my laundry...hell even just smiling at me!

Bruce: You think it's because of Clint?

Tony: Maybe...or...

Steve: Or what?! Oh come on tony! I'm about to pee my best stretchy pants here!

Tony: She's seeing someone.

Bruce: ........Oh my god

Steve: You're right.......

Bruce: But...but who? Who could Nat have possibly fallen for THAT quickly?

[Natasha is online]

Natasha: Hey guys!

Tony: AHHHH!

Bruce: Gahh!

Steve: Please don't hurt me!

Natasha: Are you guys alright?

Bruce: Yeah...but what about YOU?!

Natasha: .....um wut?

Steve: Why have you been acting all nice lately?

Natasha: Oh so I can't be nice?

Steve: I'll just ah...shut up.

Tony: Are you seeing someone Nat?

Bruce: TOOOONNNYYY!!!!

Tony: What?!

Natasha: Actually I am.

Steve: WHAT IN THE NAME OF UNCLE SAM IN A HOT TUB EATING WINGS AND DRINKING BEER?!?!

Bruce: HR)32&NDJDWHATTHEHELLS):@HEBEBD

Tony: HOLY SHIZ BALL NAT!!!

Natasha: Holy crap, what?

Tony: Tell me who it is right NOW!

Natasha: Okay okay fine! It's-

[Slender man is online]

Slender man: Hey baby you ready to go?

Natasha: oh yeah sure! One minuet!

Steve: That's it. I'm out.

[Steve has logged off]

Bruce: What.The.Hell.

Tony: How did this happen?!

Natasha: Well Slender man is actually really sweet and caring so I have him a shot! Oh and he is absolutely WONDERFUL in bed...

Slender man: You better believe I am ;)

Bruce: I'm gonna vomit...

Natasha: Well we are just going to the movies! See you guys!

[Natasha has logged off]

Tony: .....How?

Slender man: A magician never reveals his secrets ;D Gentlemen....

[Slender man has logged off]

Bruce: I'm just gonna go lie down a bit, listen to some calming music...

[Bruce has logged off]

[Thor is online]

Thor: hello mr stark! It is such a lovely-

Tony: HOW THE HELL DOES A DEMON FIND A WAY TO NAIL THE GIRL I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO NAIL SINCE FOREVER?!?!? WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN HIM?! HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A A FACE FOR CHRISTS SAKE! I AM SO F-ING PISSEED OFF I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO FREAKIN SAY!!

[Tony has logged off]

Thor: What...what did I do?

[Thor has logged off]

So this was just a little insight on Natasha's crazy life. I updated this on my phone so sorry for the grammar and whatever. I hope you like this installment! I will try to update this whenever I can, but If you look at my other stories (which you probably should ;) I am pretty filled. So I'm not really sure what the next one should be...any ideas? This one was a combination of two ideas from my wonderful fans so thanks a bunch! Comment and review!