Avengers in a Chatroom!

Thor Vs. Aqua Man

Gah I've read so many good Avengers in a Chatroom stories lately I've been getting worried! Keep up the good work guys ;D

[Thor is online]

[Aqua Man is online]

Thor: Are you the man of aqua?

Aqua Man: Why yes I am! I am Aqua Man! I talk to fish, able to breathe under water and swoon allll da ladies!

Thor: I AM THOR! PRINCE OF THUNDER! I CAN SUMMIB LIGHTNING AND HIT THINGS WITH MY HAMMER! NOW WHENEVER I GO INTO BATTLE I SHOUT, "HAMMER TIME!!!"

Aqua Man: ....what is it with you and caps lock?!

Thor: I AM JUST EXCITED TO MEET A NEW FRIEND!!

Aqua Man: Um...calm down young man...

Thor: WE CAN SPEAD SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER AND BE BESTIES! HAVE YOU HEARD OF JUSTINE BIEBER I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH!

Aqua Man: Isn't she that little girl?!

Thor: I TRIED TO GET MY BROTHER LOKI TO LIKE IT BUT ALL HE DID WAS SHOOT ME WITH HIS SCEPTER! WE ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS!

Aqua Man: Can you stop with the caps lock?! It's seriously annoying! And aren't we supposed to be fighting right now?!

Thor: WE ARE? OH OKAY! [Hits Aqua Man with hammer]

Aqua Man: OOOOFFFF!

Thor: ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?

Aqua Man: NO!

Thor: OH....HERE! [Hits Aqua Man 7 more times]

Aqua Man: STOP. HITTING. ME. YOU. CRAZY. FOOL!! AGHH! [Passes out]

Thor: AQUA MAN? ARE YOU TIRED? DO YOU WANT A POPTART?!

Aqua Man: ugh.....get me to a hospital

Thor: WHAT WILL WE DO THERE?!

Aqua Man: Hopefully it will just be me there....

[Aqua Man has logged off]

Thor: YAY I HAVE A NEW BEST FWIEEEEND!

[Thor has logged off]

[Jessie is online]

[Darren is online]

Jessie: That. Was. HILARIOUS!!

Darren: OMG I LOLED SO HARD WHEN THOR OFFERED HIM A POPTART!

Jessie: Do we really have to take points off? Thor hit him SEVEN TIMES!

Darren: hmmm...how about we just pretend that we didn't see it?

Jessie: See what?

Darren: That's my girl! Okay who's next?

Jessie: Clint and Green Arrow then finally my dad and...oh boy...

Darren: What?

Jessie: My dad and the Joker 0.o

Darren: Ugh I hate that guy! Whenever he pulls pranks on us he always goes, "You got Joker'd!

Jessie: MY DAD DOES TOO!!!

Darren: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!

Jessie: I KNOW!!!

[Jessie has logged off]

[Darren has logged off]

How was it? Comment and review! Also big announcement!! Clintasha wedding will be VERY SOON! Okay that is all >:D