Avengers in a Chatroom!

Even MORE Hawkward...

*Read in leperchan voice* Alrightie den so I got this idear from one of me wee precious fans! So I thank ye fer yer idear and enjoy me chappie!*Leperchan voice off*

[Steve is online]

[Natasha is online]

Steve: Ohhhhh my head...

Nataha: I know what you mean...where are we?

Steve: I think my room-ohmygod

Natasha: what?!

Steve: Miss Romanov I....I'm not wearing any clothes

Natasha: （・□・；）.......and I'm wearing a red white and blue bikini

Steve: AHHHHH!!!

Natasha: AHHHHHH!!!!

Steve: ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

Natasha: WTF HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!

Steve: I...I don't remember! GAH!

Natasha: WHAT?

Steve: WHERE THE HELL DID THIS TATOO COME FROM?!?!?

Natasha: IS THAT MY NAME?!

Steve: OH SHIT CLINT

[Clint is online]

Clint: ....what.....the....actual....fuck....

Natasha: Oh Clint no it is sooo not what it looks like!

Steve: No no no no no Clint I would NEVER touch Natasha! Not EVER! She's not even my type! I don't like sexy girls....

Natasha: yeah! And I don't go for freaking goody two shoes like Rogers!

Clint: WHAT THE HELL

Steve: Clint I promise we did not do a thing! ....well actually I don't remember.

Nataha. Yeah...what happened last night?

Clint: we were drinking and....you guys just disappeared. We don't know where you two went. Damn I shouldve known! It says it right here in the comic book-

Steve: woah what? We have a comic book?

Clint: yeah and it tells about our back stories and whatever...they even have yours Natasha!

Natasha: WHAAAAAAAT?!? THEY HAVE A BOOK ABOUT MY PAST. OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG

Clint: so anyway....in the end...it's STEVE over there that gets Nat in the end!

Steve: ....but.....but.....

Natasha: that's not possible....

Clint: and you know what I do? I start the "NEXT AVENGERS" like a D-Bag and I die several times then brought back to life!

Steve: Ouch

Clint: yeah...so I guess that's that then

Natasha: No clint! Tony installed a video camera in Steve's room! We can watch the tape!

Steve: Wait...what?

Clint: Im playing it....

Natasha: okay we're giggling....wayyy too much giggling....jesus christ there's a lot of giggling.

Steve: And we started to poke each other

Clint: A poke war?! Natasha!

Natasha: Im sorry! I....oh hey wait...is that...loki?

Steve: Hey yeah! And...oh god what is he doing

Clint: ....is he...?

Natasha: yeah