Avengers in a Chatroom!

The Proposal

So I was gonna write something before Tony proposes, but it was really dumb so I was just like ah...screw it. Let him propose! So now to all you Pepperoni shippers...I bestow upon you Tony's proposal to Pepper!

[Tony is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Steve is online]

Steve: Tony you need to calm down.

Tony: Oh I'm calm. Very calm. So calm. I'm calmer than a monk who took a vow of silence! I'm just oozing with calm. Hehe I've said calm so many times it sounds funny. OF COURSE IM NOT FREAKING CALM STEVE!!!

Bruce: We know Tony....just try to-

Tony: What if she just laughs in my face and I lay on the ground in total rejection as everyone laughs?! What if she turns out to be an alien and leaves earth?! WHAT IF SHE SAYS NO?!?

Bruce: She won't say no tony! She Pepper! And she loves you right?

Tony: Yeah...yeah I guess so...

Bruce: So you have nothing to worry about!

Steve: Except that fact that due to it being unprofessional to marry your boss she may say no.

Tony: No...I can't...there is no way I'm doing it.

Bruce: Way to go Cap...

Steve: But I just-

Bruce: Zip it star spangled tights! Tony c'mon! You have to!

Tony: Why do I have to?! Why can't I just go on some Stark owned remote island and live there for the rest of my life as a hermit?!

Bruce: Because if I know one thing, it's that if the world, the avengers, hell the freaking UNIVERSE doesn't need Tony Stark...then I know someone who always will.

Tony: And who's that?

Bruce: Pepper. Because she needs you more than anyone.

Steve: I'd just like to add that at least she's not 80 years old...

Tony: You guys are right. Man do I need a drink...

Bruce: We can drink later to celebrate. Now do you want to practice?

Tony: Oh yeah sure! Okay uh...here goes.

Tony: Pepper, I know we've been through a lot. I mean A LOT. More than anyone should ever go through. I know I'm a pain and I know that I can be really annoying, but that's the way I show how much I care about you. Without you Pepper I would be utterly lost. I mean who would know to get my favorite coffee? The point is...no matter what any magazine, news article, or scandalous picture says, I'll always love you Pepper Pots. Forever and always.

[Pepper is online]

Tony: Will you marry me Pepper Pots?

Pepper: OMG yes of course!!!

Tony: Say what now?

Pepper: YES YES OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU!!

Tony: Oh that was just...I wasn't really...Bruce and Steve they...YES I DID PROPOSE TO YOU!

Pepper: It seems a little odd that you would do it over this Chatroom thingy but I DON'T CARE!! I'm gonna get married!

[Pepper has logged off]

Bruce: Congrats buddy!

Steve: You did it without even knowing it!

Tony: hehehe...yeah...YEAH I DID! WOOHOO IM A FREAKING BOSS!

Bruce: This calls for a drink!

Tony: Scotch?

Steve: Yes Tony...scotch.

Tony: YAYAYAY! IM GONNA INVITE NAT!

[Natasha is online]

Natasha: What is it Stark?

Tony: I'm gettin married!

Natasha: Oh my gosh that is so great! Congrats buddy!

Steve: Natasha you seem oddly excited...whats gotten into you?

Natasha: Now that Tony is getting married he won't hit on me anymore! WOOHOO!

Bruce: Wow Nat...

Natasha: What? It was for Tony too! If he kept on doing it, Slender Man would've killed him!

Steve: You hear that Tony? THE THINGS YOU DO HAVE CONSQUENCES! 

Tony: I'm gettin married....I'm gittin married! VICTORY DANCE! /(^-^)/  \(^-^)\ \(^-^)/ OH YEAH IM GONNA GET WASTED TONIGHT!

Natasha: I'm gonna invite Slendy on...

Steve: You nicknamed him Slendy?

Natasha: Got a problem? <.<

Steve: No... 0_0

[Slender Man is online]

Slender Man: Hi mortals!

Bruce: Hey man...

Steve: Sup...

Slender Man: Hey does anyone know a good place to dump 20 bodies?

Bruce: ........

Steve: ........

Tony: ......Okay that kinda killed the mood....

[Clint is online]

Clint: Hey guys!

Bruce: CLIIIINNNTTT!!!!

Steve: WE MISSSSSEED YOUUUUUUU!!!

Tony: IMMMM GETTTTTIIINNNGGG MMMMAAARRRIIIEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!

Clint: Woah seriously? Damn Tony, I bet that she would say no...you win Banner....

Bruce: Thank you!

Slender Man: He Nat I'm gonna go wait in bed for you kay?

Natasha: Oh um....kay...

[Slender Man has logged off]

Clint: Natasha...I see you are with Slender Man...

Natasha: Yeah....yeah I am...

Bruce: ......Well this is awkward!

Steve: I feel really uncomfortable...

Tony: PARTY AT MY PLACE!

Bruce: We are at your place Tony...

Tony: THEN COME TO MY ROOM BITCHES!

[Steve has logged off]

{Bruce has logged off]

[Tony has logged off]

Clint: .....How's it going for ya?

Natasha: Oh you know....good. He's fine. How um...how have you been doing? 

Clint: Oh you know just...traveling...

Natasha: Yeah...

Clint: So Slender Man huh? Seems like you moved on pretty quick huh?

Natasha: Yeah I did. We are great partners right now. Sometimes I just...forget about us you know?

Clint: Oh...I get it. You don't need me anymore right?

Natasha: No Clint! That's not what I-

Clint: Bye Tasha.

[Clint has logged off]

Natasha: Sigh...

[Natasha has logged off] 

So HOORAY for Tony! But Awww for Nat and Clint...what will happen with them? IDK! We'll cross that bridge when we get to it yeah? So this was like a golden moment for Pepperoni shippers and a WHYYYY moment for Clintasha shippers. But don't worry Clintasha's! This is not forever! Anyway...comment please!